Bringing the elves to conquer Europe

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ai chan, Jul 18, 2017.

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Would you conquer the world if you have elves cheat?

  1. Yes, but only if I can have elf harem

    26 vote(s)
    46.4%
  2. Yes, but only if they come with bacon

    8 vote(s)
    14.3%
  3. Yes, because elves remain loli for my entire life

    5 vote(s)
    8.9%
  4. No, I'm a dwarf

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    7.1%
  5. No, I hate Legolas

    4 vote(s)
    7.1%
  6. No, because I'm boring.

    9 vote(s)
    16.1%
  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Ai-chan was transmigrated to an alternate Europe where they still shit by the roadside, throwing their girdyloo on people's heads and spanking people with pig bones. What's worse, the only thing that resembled toilet had no water, not even paper. So not only was Ai-chan unable to take a dump, Ai-chan couldn't even get a good beef curry. Heck, both beef and curry was nowhere to be found.

    As Ai-chan's anger stewed in a cafe in Westfalen, Ai-chan said, "Enough is enough! I've had it with living without curry!" So Ai-chan summoned the elves and we set about conquering Europe. It is still a long way to go, but Ai-chan is confident that with the elves on Ai-chan's side, Ai-chan will one day reach India and eat curry again!

    Here are some pics of Ai-chan eating curry - wait no, I mean conquering Europe!

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    India seems so far away...
     
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  2. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    Quick, form the East India Trading Company
     
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  3. ultrafunfun

    ultrafunfun Well-Known Member

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    I don't recognize the game.name please
     
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  4. darkshooter190

    darkshooter190 Lurker, I see and knows nothing

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    I second that.
     
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  5. honglath

    honglath I miss my PC

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    Blond hair, fair looks, maybe even blue eyes? Remind you of anyone? Heil, mein fuhrer!


    Europa Universalis 4 - the game that is
     
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  6. Stealth

    Stealth Elegant Lady

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    now, the image of @Ai chan take a dump etched in my mind
     
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  7. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Wouldn't that be 300 years too early?

    Ding ding ding!
    Eeeyaaaaa!!!! Stealth is ecchi!
     
  8. wonderer

    wonderer Well-Known Member

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    don't be sad, you still have the internet, even if you don't have curry.:p
     
  9. 1st Tribulation

    1st Tribulation Well-Known Member

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    If I remember right elfs are very proud and like throwing insults at humans. And elf cheat looks like something a hero would have. A generic JP MC. And those are surrounded by harems. I don't want to conquer anything with a nation of tsunderes. Or himederes. Mini wall 'o text. I hope it's big enough. Walls 'o text on the other hand. They break the spirit of all who encounter them. True legions of terror.
     
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  10. Nurman

    Nurman ( ಠ∩ಠ) [Retired Ton]

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    Rather than elves, I'm imagining a bunch of fluffy crown wearing sheeprabbits sitting on high thrones made of human bones while ordering people to run to their deaths.
     
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  11. Satyryakfly

    Satyryakfly Relic

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    But you forget the line of Númenor, they shall not let the age of man end.
     
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  12. Yunchii

    Yunchii Best Waifu - Tamamo-no-Mae

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    unfortunately @Ai chan your naval fleet will got destroyed by Yunchii's privateers that rules the Indian Oceans and South China Sea.. I heard they allied with the turks and the Sultanate to harass elven kingdom
     
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    I'm boring, I would conquer the elves and then live happily in my elf harem kingdom
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  14. Hunta

    Hunta shameless

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    I played that game and got invaded by Aragon.

    My brain isn't for war or politics. I'll just stick to looking cute :D
     
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    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    So is plumbing and european beef curry .-.)
     
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  16. 007

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    those tags...
     
  17. Diukes

    Diukes The Details will be omitted

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    Nah. Dwarves for the win
     
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  18. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Racism 2.0
     
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  19. MrSplashy

    MrSplashy Grey Knight

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    Conquer America then start going down on the South then focus building your navy and army. With that you'll be able to conquer the world!
     
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  20. Blank9

    Blank9 Interdimensional Traveller

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    Elf hentai???
     
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