Hello, I'm writing a story called "Chopin's gay serenading". Spoiler: extra information You can find this work nowhere else, unless someone asked me to post it there or just stole it, which is fine I guess. (Because the thief will recieve more mental damage than me. Evil laughter.) Spoiler: gay Meaning as in the old English for jovial or happy, good-spirited Synopsis: Have you ever heard someone singing so badly that it actually hurt your ears, but fascinated you? "Well, Chopin will sing for you and make your ears bleed, but Chopin hopes that at least someone will laugh at the misfortune of those others, who were unfortunate and foolish enough to listen to what Chopin has to say!" Genre: Adventure, Original, Poetry, Music Table of Contents Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14
Chapter 1 Spoiler very original singer Chopin Chopin was traveling the world alone, so he felt lonely and what do you do when you feel lonely? You write a song and sing it... "Once upon a time... there was a cat, and a Russian reindeer and a tree~ the tree was carefree, while the cat and reindeer were full of fleas~ If mother nature was more benevolent, she wouldn't have given the mammals fleas~ but instead a good good night story to appease the goodwill of the gods and make the children sleep~" Chopin cried, because he was moved to tears from the beauty of his own song. He sang again and again the same empty lines that rhymed more or less in his opinion while thinking of asriu, the neko and rdawv, the tree... He was drunk and high from all of his Russian Reindeer Vodka and self-grown mushrooms, which made his singing even more impressive. "Twice upon a time... there was a goddess, and a Russian reindeer and a goddess~ the reindeer was in love with both goddesses, but both goddesses were not impressed~ Chopin had a love for shy and shiny things or tsunderes, but shiny things were rare and tsunderes were shy~ so Chopin decided to leave the country in order to find a new world, life, luck, so he said goodbye~" Chopin kept writing new songs with melody and sang them to himself drunk. He sang the songs so often, while crying until, he was out of body water, remembering ai chan sama, stealth sama, and satanya sama
Chapter 2 Spoiler Drug dealer Jimbo Chopin's heart was broken. Walking through Mexico and Cuba, he found new land, new drugs to consume and be happy. Chopin witnessed gangsters and mafias trying to shoot him, but Chopin had plot armor, the plot armor of a terrible singer. So he sang melancholically: "Once upon a time... there was a snake, and a Russian reindeer and their little brother~ their little brother was a darling and so sweet, without him life was dull, without him there was no Gonzales mafia~ without third brother, the connection was gone and the brotherhood disbanded, the drugs brought no money no more~ first brother, second brother and third brother died. When Chopin looked back, he could only remember bloody scenes of gore~" Chopin sighed singing this song, but he had to go on, missiles and bullets ricocheted from his plot armor, while he collected the drug cartel's cocain. Chopin felt guilty, having stolen so many drugs, so he hid the drugs somewhere in America and decided to repent in jail. When he sat in his jail, he met a good buddy, who also dealed with drugs, his name was Sascha, but Chopin always called him Jimmy or rather Jimbo. Together with Jimbo, Chopin attempted prison break. It was easy, his songs were his plot armor. Jimbo covered his ears and the guards and other prisoners, who didn't cover their ears died from blood loss from damaged ears and it went like this... "twice upon a time... there were two princesses, and a Russian reindeer and Jimbo~ Jimbo was older than Chopin, but Chopin and Jimbo were still great buddies. It was evening in winter or a cool, rainy summer night. Chopin traveled the lands alone and got lost until morning~ When he found his way again, Chopin had delivered the cocain to the princesses, got his money and went back home again to tell Jimbo~" Life wasn't always bad. When you think back to the bad and sad parts, you will be sad. But when you remember Jimbo, a good friend, you can smile and say, once a mafia might have died, but Jimbo lives on...
Chapter 3 Spoiler Chef420 One of these days Chopin and Jimbo parted ways. Jimbo persued the Dao of Fifa on playstation, while Chopin had no money and interest in such matters. Chopin was a great soccer player, but Fifa was difficult. So Chopin pursued his dreams of becoming a great singer once again. "Once upon a time... there was a chef, and a Russian reindeer and a chef's brother-in-law~ chef's brother-in-law wasn't liked by the gods, so chef's brother-in-law was banned to hell repeatedly~ again and again, Franky had to reincarnate with new names and identities, but unceasingly kept dying~ until one day, Franky became lethal, he stopped being filthy, so chef, his brother-in-law and Chopin stopped crying~" Singing his daily tunes Chopin found a cooking school, they taught how to cook crystal meth, the chef cook's name was Pinkman, right hand of the devil Heisenberg. Pinkman would love to end his sentences with "bitch". So Chopin sang... "Twice upon a time... Chopin smoked weed with his buddies and brothers and strangers~ the strangers were strange, the brothers were loyal and the buddies were so kawaii~ if sect master Frozen Ink never invited Linbe, then there would be no desu sect with Ishmael~ there would be no novel otaku desu, nor pkitty, nor franky, nor anybody else singing happily together~" Chopin didn't care anymore, he kept singing, minding his own business and smoked weed. Pinkman tried to threaten him, but Chopin's plot armor singing repelled Pinkman's attempts.
Chapter 4 Spoiler from dishwasher to millionair After Chopin smoked some more weed and left Pinkman's ranks, he started his own business, aiming to become the next presidents of the united states of murica USM. Murica was a great country of pizza or salad bowl. People called it the melting pot. Chopin started working in a restaurant. He persued the big dream of 'you can do anything', or Obama's 'yes we can' from plates washer to millionair. Working hard and washing dirty plates, he sang... "Once upon a time... there was a spam fetishist, and a Russian reindeer and a little baby of Chaos~ the little baby of chaos became the god of chaos and public's most wanted enemy #1~ while the spam fetishist and the Russian reindeer together with the gaylord of chaos created the chaos faction~ the god of chaos was banned, the reindeer was banned and I think sometimes even the spam fetishist was banned too~" Chopin liked this tranquil life of washing dishes without much future, only a dream in his mind. He remembered balthazzar, havekzero, caos, linbe and all of his other banned fellows and he sang on, while washing the dirty dishes until his hands hurt from all of the soap... "Twice upon a time... Gods fell, beauties perished, and all that was left were darkness, a Russian reindeer, and dreams of the past~ the dreams of the past were cloudy, the Russian reindeer was busy with being lazy, and the darkness can literally get the hell out of this world~ The Russian reindeer doesn't care anymore, all he wanted was to see a beauty once again~ but beauty is not forever, you become old, get wrinkles and all that is left is the beautiful feeling that once attracted people to each other~" Chopin sighed while he sang on, dreaming of beauties and his past loves....
Chapter 5 Spoiler the real stalker of nuf, which is not prongsjisan Oh well, we have come farer than anticipated. Chopin lay flat on the ground. It was comfortable. It seems like he needed an imaginary friend. So he summoned kennu. Kenedy5 might be real, but in Chopin's imagination Kennu is merely an image. By Chopin's amazing singing powers, he summoned Kennu with his incantations "Once upon a time... there was a forever alone sect disciple, a Russian reindeer, and their master~ the master payed a big price to win over the forever alone sect disciple and the Russian reindeer was spoiled~ living a happy life, the heartbroken Russian reindeer was accepted as little brother by the master of the stalker~ but it only lasted for a short while, until the siblings started incest and the disciple couldn't learn a lot, because the siblings were busy~" At this point it can only get worse, Chopin's songs have reached a frightenly height of ear-destroying power. It was terrifying. The birds, which were flying in the air just a moment ago heared Chopin and dropped to the ground dead. It was a great midnight snack for Chopin, he would roast some birds at the campfire, while singing and eating them... "Twice upon a time... there was a princess, and a stalker, and another princess~ Chopin thought that they were traps, but Kennu knew better, Kennu saw through them and married them~ what happened after is unknown to history, only thing that was passed down is that Kennu was the first to introduce discord to pomf pomf~ he sang the song once or twice, integrating that song into his very soul and flash. That was Kennu~" Chopin looked lonely into the campfire, whilest eating roasted birds and singing. In his imagination Kennu was always sitting next to him, stalking and lurking, and if you were lucky, you could be able to see Kenedy5 liking one or two comments and when you were very lucky, he would even occasionally like your comments...
Chapter 6 Spoiler perverted brotherhood shortest Chapter ever Chopin fell asleep. And in the dreams, he started humming melodies and singing... "Once upon a time... There was a rabbit, and a reindeer, and a squirrel~ these three enjoyed stabbing a lot and compared their knives~ squirrel's knife was sharp, Chopin's knife was sharper, but rabbit's knife was the sharpest~ lord fifth is amazing, if lord fifth arrives, who dares to cause strife~?" Chopin dreamt of Shem, her sister Ria_AlDub16, and mrawesome69. Ah... He was happy.. and sang... "Twice upon a time... there was a trap, and a reindeer, and a squirrel~ it was a good time, ah, they smoked cubana cigars and drank wonderful whiskeys~ ah the trap called watson had wonderful booties and boobies, and the squirrel was such a pervert~ the perverted brother will forever live long, as long as they live and they will tell the stories to the future children~" Chopin slept safe and soundly, dreaming of ReadOrDie , Professor Charles Francis Xavier and zaart...