Misc Chopin's gay serenading

Discussion in 'Community Fictions' started by Deleted member 41274, Mar 8, 2017.

  1. Deleted member 41274

    Deleted member 41274 Guest

    Reading List:
    Link
    hehehe.... >_>
     
  2. Deleted member 41274

    Deleted member 41274 Guest

    Reading List:
    Link
    Special chapter
    Chapter 10

    The great big sister the great metalunicorn

    Somewhere, sometime ago. A forgotten tale of Chopin. Chopin was younger and his heart has just broken. He was banned and had to assume a new identity in a world of dog eats dog to survive. He met a little brother, little sister and big sister. Thinking back Chopin, shed some tears and sang.

    "Once upon a time...
    there was a big sister, a Russian reindeer, a little sister, and a little twin brother~
    R0ro has ever since been Chopin's best friend and was always there for Chopin~
    Vindis wasn't here for a long time, but everybody missed her, and so did brasca123~
    today Chopin wants to dedicate a song to the great metalunicorn, because she came back~"

    Ah Chopin was happy, when he saw big sister again. He sang for himself and hummed some tunes because he was such a gay fellow:

    "Twice upon a time...
    there was a big sister, and a Russian reindeer, and a big sister~
    one of those big sisters won't come back, it's sad, but life goes on~
    the other big sister came back, she taught the people how to be friendly and warm to everybody~
    she taught Chopin how to become a sweeter reindeer and she has a beautiful singing voice hurhur~"

    Ah Chopin sang and shed some tears, the little reunion was just too touching for the Russian reindeer...
     
    Shem likes this.
  3. Deleted member 41274

    Deleted member 41274 Guest

    Reading List:
    Link
    Chapter 11
    What if Chopin couldn't sing on?
    The siblings soon parted ways again. Chopin felt very insecure around his bunny bunndy, he knew that bunny is a very good person, but Chopin never had a too long connection with anybody, so Chopin was very afraid to screw up again. On the other hand though Chopin lived through many failures and life experience, so he was prepared for the worst. Always knowing that anything can happen, Chopin decided to optimistically look into the future and not minding the sad things in life, always to look forward and sing as if his life was depending on it. Technically speaking it was his way to live, sing to live and live to sing. The dream of a gay singer.

    "Once upon a time...
    there wasn't much to tell anymore, a Russian reindeer, and the end and beginning of many great things~
    back then when Chopin thought about rabbits, it would either be, they reproduce rappidly in Australia~
    or Eminem was called rabbit in his own movie. Now though a bunny became Chopin's most loved buddy~
    Chopin would travel the world with his bundy, together they would go on great adventures~"

    Chopin sang on, he was thinking how he should prove himself, how he should fight for his bundy. Chopin never really fought in his life, so this would be his first time. If he lost, then he lost, but if he won, he would be happy forever and always. Well, who knows what might be.

    "twice upon a time...
    there was a silence, and a Russian reindeer, and his pathetic attempts to be like someone else~
    maybe be like Eminem? Or maybe be like some old classic and famous componist called Chopin~?
    Chopin didn't know, trying to be someone else is never a really good decision~
    Be yourself Chopin, yes learn from your idols, learn their secrets and way of success and eventually carve your own road~"

    Ah these songs made Chopin depressed, he figured out that if he sang on in the future he might meet an early end, because the power of his plot armor singing came with paying a great debt and price to the almighty musician god that might reveal itself one day to the world or not, who knows...

    Ah these bad songs reminded Chopin of PPAP, the pen pineapple apple song super hit last year
     
    Shem likes this.
  4. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus [NUFs cutest Panda][Pandesu~][BootyFul][Hungry]

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2017
    Messages:
    486
    Likes Received:
    2,430
    Reading List:
    Link
    ...where.is.the.panda.?
     
  5. Deleted member 41274

    Deleted member 41274 Guest

    Reading List:
    Link
    Oh no, I have forgotten about our cute panda! next chapter will soon arrive little panda
    *pats* :)
     
  6. Deleted member 41274

    Deleted member 41274 Guest

    Reading List:
    Link
    Chapter 12
    panda boss Diabeetus
    Chopin was just in the mood of creating new songs for the second panda army, which was lead by Diabeetus-chan. So Chopin started singing.

    "Once upon a time...
    There was a panda, and a Russian reindeer, and a pile of sugary sweets and bam! booze~
    Yes, you heard right! It's bam! fucking booze, Diabeetus' favourite booze, which he loved drinking while chewing on his yummy bamboo~
    The panda Diabeetus loved cakes and sweets, so he hired a new worker, as a panda cuddler to hug Diabeetus everyday~
    This new panda cuddler was called Chopin. Chopin found Diabeetus some day, because Diabeetus loved to post panda memes~"

    Chopin liked to stroll around the forums, the home of many nufers, and often he would encounter Diabeetus. So one of these days Chopin sang for his new employer...

    "Twice upon a time...
    There was a panda, and a Russian reindeer, and so many meatbuns~
    Chopin had stolen those meatbuns from GonZ555, to feed them to Diabeetus~
    Chopin remembered how he once fought the meatbuns together with his bundy Shem and ate a lot of meatbuns~
    until they couldn't eat anymore. Ah good times, Chopin remembers everything now thanks to panda~"

    Chopin was kind of tone-deef that's why he loved singing so much and never minded how vegetation and animals around him started dying as soon he started to sing...
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 16, 2017
    Shem and Diabeetus like this.
  7. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus [NUFs cutest Panda][Pandesu~][BootyFul][Hungry]

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2017
    Messages:
    486
    Likes Received:
    2,430
    Reading List:
    Link
    dis i like :3
     
  8. Deleted member 41274

    Deleted member 41274 Guest

    Reading List:
    Link
    lol if you mix the letter it can become

    dis I like :3 => 3: I dislike XD
     
    Shem likes this.
  9. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus [NUFs cutest Panda][Pandesu~][BootyFul][Hungry]

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2017
    Messages:
    486
    Likes Received:
    2,430
    Reading List:
    Link
    orayt! u get a raise of 5 microhuggies
     
  10. Shem

    Shem ┃ᐕ) ⁾⁾「Lv 69 BL Hunter」☆ Vrelty's Seme ♤♡ ꪋς꧖ ☆

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2017
    Messages:
    6,084
    Likes Received:
    74,578
    Reading List:
    Link
    Chopin should never be afraid of doing something that will make him happy and he knows that it's right. Fighto, Chopin! Add oil! *raises fist* just be true to yourself and to your friends around you. They all like you because you are a cheerful Russian Reindeer. (⌒▽⌒)
     
  11. iampsyx

    iampsyx Have some rest, and let's do better tomorrow

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2016
    Messages:
    1,636
    Likes Received:
    21,447
    Reading List:
    Link
    And here I thought there was another BL original story added here...*shakes head in disappointment*
     
  12. Linbe

    Linbe New member

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2016
    Messages:
    1,838
    Likes Received:
    6,478
    Reading List:
    Link
    You BL fanatic....
     
  13. iampsyx

    iampsyx Have some rest, and let's do better tomorrow

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2016
    Messages:
    1,636
    Likes Received:
    21,447
    Reading List:
    Link
    :whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle:
     
  14. Deleted member 41274

    Deleted member 41274 Guest

    Reading List:
    Link
    @iampsyx oh no oh no oh no we were noticed

    *evacuating in panic*
     
  15. iampsyx

    iampsyx Have some rest, and let's do better tomorrow

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2016
    Messages:
    1,636
    Likes Received:
    21,447
    Reading List:
    Link
    Oh no you don't >: D

    *starts writing BL 'Chopin's Gay (as in homosexual) Serenading' fanfic*
     
  16. Deleted member 41274

    Deleted member 41274 Guest

    Reading List:
    Link
    *starts running away from maniac woman*

    *and sings his gay (as in happy) songs to distract his disturbed mind*
     
  17. Deleted member 41274

    Deleted member 41274 Guest

    Reading List:
    Link
    I love you, my dear bunny
     
  18. Way

    Way Crimeless Raubritter

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2016
    Messages:
    232
    Likes Received:
    5,941
    Reading List:
    Link
    Genius
     
  19. Deleted member 41274

    Deleted member 41274 Guest

    Reading List:
    Link
    Chopin was busy traveling the world but he is back building a skyscraper in the kingdom!
     
  20. vrooave

    vrooave "act too close to people" they said.

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2016
    Messages:
    257
    Likes Received:
    1,546
    Reading List:
    Link
    still waiting...