Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but he can't fly.

I wish I had 15$ right now.

 

granted, but you pc,laptop,notebook, table, cell are all slower proportionlity to the speed of your internet

i wish to wish

 

Granted, but you cannot eat the pizza, you may have, but only look, once you place any piece of it near your mouth it will fly away, yet still staying within reach...

I wish I could see the future

 

granted, but it's counterfeit and you get sent to jail for 15 years

I wish for another cat with wings

Noooooooo

 

granted, but they are fake

i wish to slap you to death

 

Granted, but the cat chokes on a hairball and dies.

I wish my farts did not stink.

 

Granted, but everytime you do a slap you get slapped back twice as much

I wish for governing system to be torn down

 

garanted, but now your body stink

i wish to have lord fifth with me

 

Granted, but Meng Hao gets mad and buries you alive.

I wish for my favorite manga character to come to life.

 

Granted but they rape and slaughter you in cold blood.

I wish to be exempt from corruption

 

Granted, but he tries to make you his bitch

Granted, but you are their most hated enemy

I wish I had a talking cat

 

granted but you are forced to be a slave (not the good kind)

i wish to see a draconian

 

Granted, but they lose all of their power and looks like normal people

I wish to be able to cultivate

 

Granted, but you live in a world where only the corrupt are allowed to live decent lives

 

granted but the cat only insultes you
i wish to go to space

 

So the USA?

 

Granted but the food spoils and you starve to dead!

 

Granted, but you forgot your space suit.

I wish I had X-ray glasses.

 

Granted, but you don't have adequate equipment so you die a horrible death from the pressure, lack of oxygen, coldness and whatever else i'm missing

I wish I didn't have to eat/drink or breath oxygen to survive

 

Granted but you see only skull and bones.

Granted but you can only breathe ammonia to survive
I wish Icould be successful in life