Corrupt a Wish

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  1. Xravia

    Xravia 『Chaos Wizard Of Procrastination 』

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    Granted, but giant old men play chess on top of it with giant chess pieces... and one of them has a bad temper...

    I wish for diamond skin like in em vampire movies...
     
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    Granted, but you can't move and you're currently at a jewelers convention.

    I wish I knew which series were worth my time before starting them.
     
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    Xravia 『Chaos Wizard Of Procrastination 』

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    Granted, but every 5 seconds it stops and plays a 30 second ad.... damn i'm sick..

    I wish to be king of Canada
     
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    Granted, but you later find out that Canada isn't a monarchy and this was all just a scam to empty your bank accounts and frame you for various crimes ranging from fraud to human trafficking.

    I wish diseases didn't exist.
     
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    Xravia 『Chaos Wizard Of Procrastination 』

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    Granted, but one disease (singular) does exist and its the zombie epidemic which causes mass hysteria and fear leading to a nuke launch that triggers to doomsday for humanity...

    I wish for a clean renewable energy source that leads humanity to a new age of peace and prosperity :D
     
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    Abox ☆Havek's Lil' Kitten☆ {Rea's Slave} |Bielt's Wife|

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    Granted but it's too impractical to ever be used.

    I wish to be able to use my own money
     
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    Granted, but you have no control over how its used or what you have to do to get it.

    I wish school was actually as valuable as people claim it is.
     
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    Granted but you are as weak as an ant,and can't even lift a piece of paper.

    I wish to be Divine
     
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    Your wish is impossible to corrupt,as school is valuable :v
     
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    But not nearly as valuable as people pretend it is.
     
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    Granted, you're a god but every being in the world hates you and wants you to die.

    I wish for a legion of ruthless dolphins.
     
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    Granted, they kill everything else in all the oceans of the world, including all the plant life. As a result, everyone dies of asphyxiation.

    I wish school was actually as valuable as people claim it is.
     
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    Granted, every time you learn something in school a goldbar lands on your head.
    I wish the world was in 1D.
     
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    Granted, but you remain in 3D. Welcome to the vacuum of space.

    I wish i had a working Crisis Engine.
     
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    So, basically, if I wear a helmet there's no downside and I'll actually get rich too?
    Granted, but everyone knows you have it and you have no idea how to use it.

    I wish I had a job I loved that paid at least six figures.
     
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    Deflation. You might even lose money. Helmet indoors? The schools would demand that you wear them.
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    Imagine this but with more people and variety.
     
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    So I'd have a valid excuse to wear that everywhere I go? I'm failing to see the downside ;)
     
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    I see it. The mask just looks like this ghost to me. He looks so sad [¡_¡]
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    Xravia 『Chaos Wizard Of Procrastination 』

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    Granted, your mask is sad but it gives you crippling depression

    I wish for a sand castle
     
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    Granted you are trapped in a giant sand castle/labyrinth. You have to find your way out but the sand keeps burying and shifting the paths and there's no water or food.

    I wish the smurfs were a bunch of drug dealers and they replaced every word that starts with smurf with shroom instead.