Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but the show is canceled almost immediately. You lose all your money and the loan sharks that helped you fund the project hunt you down to sell your organs to repay the debt.

I wish everyone was happy, except the next poster.

 

Granted except everyone is so happy they do nothing but laugh all day and the poster easily gets to rule the world.

I wish the VR games of today were just like how they are described in sci fi novels.

 

Granted, but they trap you within them forcing you to play a death game for 2 years... With. No. Novels!!! TAM DAM DAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!

I wish for 96 compasses.

 

Noooooo I don't want that

Granted but none of them work.
I wish i could and speak all languages.

 

Granted, but all of your saying are misunderstood and you end up being hated and burned to the stake for being a witch

I wish to control the internet

 

Granted but every electronic you use breaks down within 5 seconds.

I wish to have a cake house

 

Granted, it's eaten by some kids that were passing by.

I wish for a house.

 

Granted, you get a doll house.

I wish to be a ice cube

 

*hugs* I liked that corruption! \(^^)/

Granted, but now you're related to @GamingIce.

I wish that @fate was not full of @Hate anymore.

 

Haha *hugs back* glad you liked it~

Granted, now @Hate does no exist anymore.

I wish that summer wasn't so hot.

 

Noooo!! She is a pretty nice person! >.<

Granted, now we have snow on summer! \(^^)/

I wish for a toy gun.

 

Haha ~

Granted, a gun made out of lego is given to you.

I wish to not procrastinate so much.

 

Granted, but you can't move from wherever you're sitting until you finish all your work.
I wish I was taller.

 

Granted, but this doesn't leave you any free time to NUF.

Granted, your head always hit on the ceiling, no matter how high is the place you're in.

I wish that each day lasted 40h, and that the work time didn't increase because of that!

 

Granted, now you are the tallest person in the world.

I wish for cake.

 

Granted but you sleep more than 20 of those hours.

I wish for cake. (^ ^)

 

Granted, but the cake is a lie (Don't shoot me, I just really wanted to~ Then its made of glass and bugs)
I wish I was better in my studies.

 

I wanted exactly that! Everyone should sleep 20h/day! \(^^)/

Granted, it's a fruitcake. (I never ate one of those, but plenty of people say it's horrible, so... *shrugs*)

I wish for a bird.

 

Granted, you are better on them, but you'll be terrible when working.

I wish for a bird.

 

Granted but you can't fly
I wish I was a panda