Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it passes in a jiffy >_>

I wish I could be a space pilot, when that becomes a thing~

 

Granted, you are the pilot of a Ball and you're in the war between the Earth Federation and Zeon. Good luck with your Mobile Coffin!

I wish for a miniature Gundan!

 

Granted. You are turned into a titan, and brought to Gundan village in Iran. It has become miniature to you. There, you become a nightmare for the villagers. Anti-terror organizations arrange teams to eradicate you. You turn out to be indestructible, so a goddess appears to whisk you to another world. You die.

I wish I didn't just blabber. Sigh.

 

granted but you now have communication problems desu~

 

Granted, your life sucks!

I wish your war against the kingdoms failed as punishment for you not making a wish!!!

 

Granted the war failes to start but you are punnished as a spy for the enemy and sentenced to death by hanging

i wish all wishes answered are uncomfortable from now on(making it hard on you guys)

 

granted but you are present for every uncomfortable event as one of the people on the spot desu~

I wish to rule the world with my tentacles desu~

 

Granted, but everyone else travelled to another world.

I wish for the ink to melt, since it's hard to use it while frozen.

 

granted but you now how black liquid tentacles gunning for you~ desu~

I wish to end world hunger desu~

 

Granted~ you get thrown into a machine which destroys you and creates clones over and over to continuously feed the world.

I wish all spoons in the world turn silver~

 

granted but you have a severe allergy to silver desu~

I wish to understand quantum mechanics desu~

 

Granted but you can only finally understand in the afterlife.

I wish i could sleep

 

Granted, you can sleep for 0.005 seconds and then you'll never be able to sleep for the rest of your life.

I wish to find a novel like Number One Under Heaven.

 

Granted, it's called Number Two Under Heaven, it's on the very depths of your head.

I wish for a cute cookie!

 

Granted~ you get a cute cookie. But someone took a bite out of it already.

I wish for a charger and cable for my phone that never stop working~

 

Granted, but you got laptop charger.
I wish my goldfish will stop thinking about destroying the world.

 

Granted, it stopped thinking about it and actually destroyed the world!

I wish for a pen.

 

Granted~ you get a magic pen that only works by using your blood.

I wish I never die by chair in the deathbattle match in discord~

 

Granted, but everyone gets 0% when tagging you for the lovebattle.

I wish my magical pen could rewrite the laws of the universe by a really small amount of blood!

 

Granted but it ran out of magical ink while you were in the middle of writing the first law and there's no more magical ink left in this universe.

I wish to teleport to any location on this planet within a second.