Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it became tea.

I wish for chips.

 

granted, you get a now defunct casino chips

I wish for wheat bread

 

Granted, you get stone hard bread

I wish for fish

 

Granted, but it's also an ant farm.

I wish for a bowl of phở.

 

Granted, your bowl of phở has cheese and yogurt toppings along with extra spicy red pepper.

I wish for a green world.

 

granted, but clean water no longer exist to support human life

I wish I could jump high

 

Granted, your leg muscles are now extra strong, but their endurance is low and your bone is fragile. So jumping will… I leave it to your imagination.

I wish for a good dream.

 

Granted, but then you wake up to a nightmare.

I wish for mint-chocolate ice cream.

 

granted but it's smeared all over the floor

I wish for more canned goods

 

Granted, but they expire the next day.

I wish for better gaming skills.

 

Granted, introducing to you: canned rock and canned wooden sandals, they're made from natural materials and are good for your health. Buy one get one free today!

I wish for a hot spring.

 

Granted, but it's only for one game not of your choice.

Granted, but you become the hot spring.

I wish for a soft bed.

 

Granted, but it's too soft for you.

I wish for the ability to know when someone lies.

 

Granted, but you die from depression because the truth was too harsh for you.

I wish to go to the moon.

 

Granted, but there's no oxygen and you soon die.

I wish for a teleportation device that is reusable.

 

Granted, but you don't know where you'll teleport to.

I wish for seven more wishes.

 

Granted, but those 7 wishes aren't of you choice.

I wish for a genie.

 

Granted, but the genie will corrupt your wishes (huehuehue).

I wish for immortality.

 

granted but you are not indestructible, and still killable

i wish that i have a RL wife

 

Granted, but she's a car.

I wish for a cup of tea.