Corrupt a Wish

granted but there's worms at the bottom of the cup

I wish for orange juice

 

Granted, but it's sour and warm.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

 

Granted, freshly juice squeezed from orange skins.

I wish for a minion.

 

granted, but you have to fill the minion plushie with cotton by yourself

I wish for a hair dryer

 

Granted, you got a hair dryer, it's so powerful you can use it as a flame thrower. Power is always set at maximum.

I wish for chocolate.

 

granted but it has bugs as secret ingredient

I wish for a new bicycle

 

granted, you obtain a bicycle that is too small to be pratical to ride.

i wish for cotton candy sheep

 

granted but only in your dreams

I wish to have a good dream tonight

 

granted, and you will awaken to find a new door has opened in your life.

i wish to see the line that divide madness and genius.

 

granted but you'll then have a split personality, one's a dog and the other a cockroach

I wish for new shoes

 

Granted, but they're full of holes

I wish to be a celebrity!

 

granted but you were exposed of selling yourself to reach stardom

I wish for a new pet

 

Granted, but the pet always avoids you

I wish for a job promotion

 

granted but you're company goes bankrupt

I wish I had a million in my bank account

 

Granted, you are now wanted for money laundering

I wish my motorbike is cool

 

granted, but it would no longer run.

I wish my cat would grow up healthy

 

Granted, you have yourself a cat-zilla

I wish everyone would look at the same direction for one second

 

granted, you'll do something embarrassing and everyone would look at your direction for a second

I wish I can slow down time

 

granted, but its just your perception of it.

i wish for a Cloud sword.

 

granted but you can't wield it.

I wish I'd have a peaceful sleep.