Corrupt a Wish

granted, you'll start living the day backwards from now on, everything would be rewind to the day you were born and the cycle repeats.

I wish for the pokemon pinata season 3 medal

 

I feel like I have pushed the wrong switch, but thanks for the detailed explanation...
I'll read it, don't worry.

Granted but it's never complete without season 1.

I wish for glasses, might need them.

 

granted but it's drinking glasses, not the eye-wear

I wish for a captivating voice

 

Granted but only captivating for old women.

I wish I was born as a dutch instead.

 

MILF huh. . .
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granted but you will wish to be born again when you do

I wish I can talk telepathically

 

Nah get real, I meant real plain old grandmothers.
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Granted but you have to type it first then show it.

I wish to be born again.

 

Granted but you will be a sea otter.
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I wish to corrupt a wish.(If that's possible)

 

granted but you have to start life as a worm. . .

I wish for psychic abilities

 

I have the perfect thing for you @MrSplashy

Perfect time to use Satan's title, [YOU WA SHOCK] [MILF Hunter]
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Granted but only within 10cm near you.

I wish for laziness to be gone.

 

granted, but you'll work till you drop dead

I wish for my phone to have a better battery life.

 

Granted but it's decreasing in performance.

I wish for new ideas.

 

granted but you'll have to overcome great torture to serve as inspiration for your new idea

I wish I could beat anyone in a battle of wit

 

granted, it by raming your head against theirs to see who loses the most brain cells the fastest.

i wish for a umbrella

 

Granted nya! An umbrella full of cute nekos that will keep on scratching your hair nya!

I wish for nyanyanyanyanyanyanayanyanayanya!!!!!!!

 

granted but it be you saying int underwater, it muffle underwater and water get in you and you drown

I wish for new blanket

 

granted but it's smeared with blood

I wish to rid myself of this headache

 

granted, but it would be by giving you a bigger headache so you no longer feel the current one, you sure you want to continue?

I wish for a talking cat

 

granted but it can only speak in meows.

I wish to own a personal yacht

 

granted, but its somewhere at the bottom of the ocean

i wish for a spark of inspiration

 

granted but you get electrocuted and suffer 3rd degree burn

I wish for immunity to any and all kinds of diseases