Corrupt a Wish

Granted however all you can do is look at if you actually try to sell or give it to others it's transmutates into the most vile pile of feces imagineable

I wish I never had to sleep again

 

granted but you drain your stamina five times as fast

I wish for a slice of bread

 

Granted but it's moldy and the only thing your body will successfully draw nutriention from.

I wish for Armageddon.

 

granted, you get a dvd copy with bruce willis' autograph

I wish to learn useful knowledge easier

 

Granted however while using the knowledge you find useful you lose function over random parts of your body.

I wish I understood and could read all languages.

 

granted but you can no longer speak nor write

I wish for something special to happen

 

something special will happen to you today.... granted..
it will be especially bad... HAHAHAHAHA

i wish no one hates me :3

 

better than dying of boredom

granted, everyone that hated you would now become your rabid fans

I wish for something productive to do

 

oh that can't be any better... <3

granted.. but the benefit/products are useless..
i wish to stand on the edge of a high rise building's rooftop and not fall

 

granted that's because you'll be chained to stop your movement

I wish for some inspiration

 

oh i love being chained ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spoiler: !!!!!!!!!!!

i don;t know what i am saying

granted.... you got your inspiration but cannot act on it..

i wish work phone stops ringing...

 

huehuehue ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

granted, you'll hear the ringing and the calls directly inside your head instead

I wish to act on my inspiration

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that face.. tells me you like being chained too..
i change my mind.. i'll like chaining ppl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


-_- kirr me prease ..
GRANTED - the moment you act on your inspiration you lost the inspiration..

i wish my apple and banana stays fresh forever...

 

granted, but that won't prevent me from eating them~ *noms*

I wish live had a lvl up system

 

I didn't look up, I didn't look up, I definitely didn't saw anything about chains.
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Granted but then everyone will figure out a cheat for it and leaving you with the lowest lvl.

I wish for more money.

 

granted but you'll have to rid yourself of all worldly desires

I wish for my connection to be fixed

 

Butler chan.. you can join.. anytime ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .. more = fun

Granted... but everyone else's got better connection ..while you are stuck with the old config. .. alone..

i wish my lunch arrive soon

 

granted but it's just the container, I already ate the contents *burp*

I wish for cheese cake~

 

... Desire leaking too much, but no matter, I'm good anytime... maybe?

Granted but @Flumya ate it already.

I wish for a fun place.

 

mean... mean .. mean... who let a Hime starve D: T_T


Granted... I ate it as revenge for my lunch.. *licks lips* yum
I WIsh for a better calculator... :/ the one i have at office is annoying