Corrupt a Wish

granted... but they won't let you in...

 

granted but it's the size of your entire office

I wish for steak~

 

granted...
but i ate it again... coz.. my revenge never ends xD

i wish for peace

 

granted but only when you stop eating my food >.<

I wish for fries

 

granted... they are soggy though :3

i wish unlimited battery life for gadgets xD

 

granted but the gadgets become overcharged and prone to exploding

I wish for I can fly freely

 

Granted, you're a fly

I wish for a bunny ride

 

granted but you're turned to a fly so you don't really need it

I wish for more nuffies!!

 

granted.. you hauled a lot of nuffies.. but everything you earn will be transferred to me xD

i wish i can get off to wrok early today.

 

granted but you'll be dragged inside a white van

I wish I could eat delicious food for free

 

Granted, but tomorrow you have to treat someone with a double amount of what you ate

I wish to know about my past life.

 

granted, you were a cockroach that I killed. . . sorry. . . tho, actually I'm not. . .

I wish to only remember good memories

 

Granted! But it only lasts until 12 midnight.

I wish to not know what makes a human 'human'

 

granted but first you have to be in a medical profession, yes, you have to go to a medical school and graduate in the top of your class, then you gotta have to be proficient enough in your career, only then can you say you've grasped 1% of what makes a human "human"

I wish for burgers ~

 

Granted! You just gotta have to wait in line for a long time.

I wish to be an alien then, in my next life.

 

granted, you'll be an alien equivalent of a cockroach on an alien planet doing alien things~

I wish my cat would stop licking me

 

lol
Granted, only if you lick your cat would it stop licking you

I wish the time would stop forever

 

granted but everyone around won't be able to move, aside from me that is~

I wish to be a boss of an evil organization

 

Granted, you'll be the most wanted yakuza boss with an ugly scar and a missing hand

I wish I could rap in korean

 

granted but it would be soooooo slooooooow. . . and Koreans won't understand you

I wish I could sing