Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you'll have a beautiful soprano voice hehe

I wish for unlimited supply of croissants

 

granted but they're for giving to the poor orphans and all other needy people that would benefit them, not for you, no, not you. . .

I wish I was more coordinated

 

Granted but you will only be able to walk on tight ropes
I wish I could control fire

 

Granted but you'll always have a sensation of being burnt alive while controlling

I wish I could slow time

 

Granted but you won't be able to speed it back up
I wish I was the smartest person in the world

 

Granted but you're the only person in the world with all the other animals being smarter than you

I wish I was a slime
but i am one?!

 

Granted but you will be a stuffed slime
I wish I had a super duper pooper scooper

 

Granted but you'll have to scoop up poop 24/7 without rest till you die

I wish I can control people's minds

 

granted, but you act like lelouch does before he becomes king. and you aren't as smart as lelouch. so...

i wish for power

 

Granted but it is the power to break only stones. All stone breaks when you're near them (including Roads and pavements)

I wish for the world to end

 

Granted but only the world within your mind ends
I wish for success

 

granted, but the road of success is paved with failures, now go walk that road and see how far you get before you fail and become someone else stepping stone

i wish to understand languages better

 

Granted but you can only talk in gibberish

I wish I can communicate with animals

 

granted, but if tell someone you die (if you want to know more search up, a farmer and his donkey, its one of aesop's fables)

I wish for power unrivaled

 

Granted but it's only in making people annoyed .

I wish my wish won't be granted

 

granted, using the power you granted to me, i will annoy you by granting it.

i wish for a break

 

granted, half your bones break

I wish to watch movies for free

 

Granted , but it's an eternal break in hell .


I wish that no one granting my wish .

 

Granted except the movies that you watch are from 50 years ago.

I wish I wish with all my heart! TO FLY WITH DRAGONS IN A LAND APART

 

Granted, but they're all in white and black without a sound.


I wish the sky is blue tomorrow.