Corrupt a Wish

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  1. Rotte

    Rotte Well-Known Member

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    Granted, you don't hate yourself, but only when you are not yourself.
     
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    Forgot to wish...
    I wish for peace.
     
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    editing was a valid option.... but..
    granted, but peace was achieved after complete annihilation of every living thing.....

    again wishing for teleportation without restrictions....
     
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    NaM 『♔ Re dell'appostarsi』(The GentleMaN)

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    Granted.. but only in a vacuum space dimension..

    I wish to be humanity's immortal supreme ruler
     
  5. Rotte

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    Granted, but every time you teleport, you and the people you know lose your clothes.
    I wish for a nobel prise.
     
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    Granted, but the same prize was given to Trump

    I wish for cookies
     
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    Granted, but the cookies aren't yours. You'll never get them.
    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I wish for a cute younger sister.
     
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    granted, but she is repulsed by you and has a boyfriend that beat the lights out of you if you even speak to her....

    wish i had a better life....
     
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    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    Granted, but it's a life of a rock. :p

    I wish to never get fat and not die of starvation (i know you'd say I can't eat food you bastards)
     
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    granted, but everything you eat taste like crap.

    i wish for a new desk
     
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    well a rock is good, at least there is shio to talk to.....

    granted, but it's made of easy to crumble crackers....

    wish i had something good to eat...
     
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    Granted, but you can only eat using your nose.
    I wish for nothing.
     
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    Handa-kun Partial Nudity and Suggestive Themes

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    Granted, but all you eat taste like water. I wish i am barry allen flash.
     
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    granted, you are now part of nothing.... hu? wait... was i talking to someone?....
    granted, but you are so fast that it's not satisfactory even for you.... and you know what i mean.....

    wish for a good read...
     
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    Granted, but now you are seriously addicted.
    I wish life to be worse.
     
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    ghostcat Member of the Royal Society of Napping

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    that one is tricky, because i don't know either your life condition nor your preferences.....
    let's go standard.... granted, you are now teleported to a fantasy world without cheat power, weaker constitution and got caught by a group of (hideous male) orcs to be their "outlet".....

    wish for some happy memories...
     
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    Ugh. Nice one, you got me there...

    Granted, but for each happy memory you have to sacrifice your fingers.
    I wish for a warm, cozy blanket.
     
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    granted, but it's infested with fleas and similar bugs after being used by a bunch of stray dogs with bladder problems....

    wish for someone else to grant wishes....
     
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    Granted, but they have a terrible sense of humor.

    I wish (more like hope) that I'm not the only one here who has read The Monkey's Paw.
     
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    Wish granted, but you will never find out who they are.

    I wish my room would just be magically cleaned up! Or at least make it anti-dust.
     
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