editing was a valid option.... but.. granted, but peace was achieved after complete annihilation of every living thing..... again wishing for teleportation without restrictions....
Granted, but every time you teleport, you and the people you know lose your clothes. I wish for a nobel prise.
Granted, but the cookies aren't yours. You'll never get them. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish for a cute younger sister.
granted, but she is repulsed by you and has a boyfriend that beat the lights out of you if you even speak to her.... wish i had a better life....
Granted, but it's a life of a rock. I wish to never get fat and not die of starvation (i know you'd say I can't eat food you bastards)
well a rock is good, at least there is shio to talk to..... granted, but it's made of easy to crumble crackers.... wish i had something good to eat...
granted, you are now part of nothing.... hu? wait... was i talking to someone?.... granted, but you are so fast that it's not satisfactory even for you.... and you know what i mean..... wish for a good read...
that one is tricky, because i don't know either your life condition nor your preferences..... let's go standard.... granted, you are now teleported to a fantasy world without cheat power, weaker constitution and got caught by a group of (hideous male) orcs to be their "outlet"..... wish for some happy memories...
Ugh. Nice one, you got me there... Granted, but for each happy memory you have to sacrifice your fingers. I wish for a warm, cozy blanket.
granted, but it's infested with fleas and similar bugs after being used by a bunch of stray dogs with bladder problems.... wish for someone else to grant wishes....
Granted, but they have a terrible sense of humor. I wish (more like hope) that I'm not the only one here who has read The Monkey's Paw.
Wish granted, but you will never find out who they are. I wish my room would just be magically cleaned up! Or at least make it anti-dust.