Request Daily Laughs~

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  1. Arcturus

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    Brasca has never and would never do such a thing :p
     
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  2. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I'm a gentle girl! I wouldn't do that! >.<

    I generally rush to the chair before someone can take it instead~
     
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  3. Arcturus

    Arcturus Cat, Hidden Sith Lord

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    Yep you're just the kid who shoves the other one out of the way so you can win musical chairs (y)
     
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  4. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    No! I wouldn't shove them!!! >.<

    I would just make my way to the front row while slowly passing through, and then I would rush to the chair as quickly as possible! I'm confident in my short distance running speed, so I'm pretty sure I'd be able to get the chair for as long as I was the first to run towards it! \(^^)/

    I am quite a low-key person IRL, I do things stealthily~
     
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  5. Arcturus

    Arcturus Cat, Hidden Sith Lord

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    Sure, sure brasca :sneaky:;)
     
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    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Glad you believe me Arc-chan! *hugs*
    Teehee, that's a way of doing it~

    Though it's not my go-to one~
     
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    Lol I even played hitman like this. In assassin creed I picked fights just to do this, a road full of bodies, this too in brotherhood.
     
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  9. Nyamsus

    Nyamsus Life is full of shit and we live in it

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    Lol, after reading it only two stories come to my mind (off course not mine) and one could enter FML too, the other is just laughs.

    Either he was a police man or an emergency worker, but what he was recounting was the most interesting cases he happened upon in his career. The one I remember is this, he gets a call from a lady and they enter the house, the circumstances are such that the lady tried having doggy sex (with the real doggy) but now doggy wee-wee was stuck in her, she was embarassed as hell.
    That was nothing compared to what happened next. She was told to relieve the doggy, only then the wee wee lock would unlock and be able to be removed from her. And she did.
    She woudave said FML.
    The boyfriend was humping the girlfriend at her house. After that he was searchin on her laptop, tips on how to last longer.
    Apparently, the mother of girlfriend found out what he was searching and took him to the girl friend's dad. According to the giy, he was ready to be scolded, was afraid for no reason. And what happened is, the dad was telling him ways on how to please his daughter longer.
     
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    Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
     
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    But people who sell vegetables and fruits are grocer
     
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    So the neighbours think I'm a stud when they hear her panting: "give it to me!"
     
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    Where the fuck have you been for 16 years?
     
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    I said, "It's sedate."
     
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