Funny Anime Reviews

Wujigege · Sep 19, 2017

I found this when looking for an anime to watch

Fate/Apocrypha has taught me two important things:
1) Gender is a confusing issue in the Fate universe (and in the real world as of late)
2) Astolfo is best girl...I mean guy...I mean trap!

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Asf · Sep 19, 2017

Everyone in an anime are girls until proven otherwise.

oblueknighto · Sep 19, 2017

Astolfo is best!

MrNebulist · Sep 19, 2017

I hate Astolfo.

kenar · Sep 19, 2017

Wujigege said: ↑

I found this when looking for an anime to watch

Fate/Apocrypha has taught me two important things:
1) Gender is a confusing issue in the Fate universe (and in the real world as of late)
2) Astolfo is best girl...I mean guy...I mean trap!

Read more
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I almost fell from my chair when the masters were referring astolfo with kanojo lol

Yukkuri Oniisan · Sep 19, 2017

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By foogle

This is by far the anime medium's magnum opus. Mars of Destruction is the best animated movie I've seen in years, if not ever. In terms of science-fiction related media, this blows other greats such as Heinlein's works, Battlestar Galactica, and Neon Genesis Evangelion out of the water. Truly an experience I will never forget, and oh, what an experience it was!

Story: 10/10
This film is highly philosophical. I actually felt regret when the Big Bad Ancient Guy told Random Armored Cop Dude that the humans were the true invaders of Earth. This plot twist was stunning and, on the whole, thought-provoking. It was like something written by Kafka.

Art/Animation: 10/10
This movie is so amazing that it actually makes DEEN's animation look like Madhouse by comparison. It gave me more appreciation for other anime titles! I love you, Mars Of Destruction!!!

Sound: 10/10
The voice acting is absolutely perfect. When the characters yell each other's names repeatedly you will FEEL the emotion. The OST recorded by Beethoven himself is also marvelous. He did an excellent job, as always.

Characters: 10/10
The characters are all equally well-done, from Green Hair Girl to Blue Hair Girl; it's so easy to tell them apart! I especially enjoyed the doctor's dialogue, as I would not have known that the girl whose head exploded was dead without his helpful reminder that "she won't make it."

Enjoyment: 10/10
This picture is absolutely riveting on every level! I could watch it over and over and never get bored!

Overall: 10/10
Run, don't walk, to your nearest YouTube to catch this masterpiece as soon as possible! You won't regret it!
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By zStorm_Dukez

After watching this, I just felt that I simply HAVE to write a review for this masterpiece. Why is this a masterpiece, you ask? Simple, because it's the only Sci-fi/Horror anime which ever made me laugh so hard.

Story:
The story... Wait, what was the story again? Apart from whatever that was said in the synopsis, there is pratically no storyline at all, it's just about a bunch of girls working for the police fighting off the 'Ancients' alongside a guy who was forced to wear a suit developed by his father to fight the 'Ancients', and how much killings they saw on the way while delivering the bits from the wrecked Mars exploration ship to America, and how they eventually found out that Martians were Earthlings and Earthlings were Martians.

Art:
The art is simply amazing. It's old for a 2005 anime, and the animation is just so stiff. I think even 1980s anime/OVAs like Gunbuster and Mobile Suit Gundam has better art and animation than this. The only saving grace is how bloody the massacres were.

Sound:
The voice acting was horrible. The only thing I found nice to hear were the moanings of dying people, and the growling of the 'Ancients'. And as for the music, I could've sworn I heard a few classical pieces in the background.

Character:
It would be difficult to identify the characters if not for them having different genders and looks, for there is no distinct characteristics for the different character. The only distinctive traits the characters ever have are their looks and their voices. They might as well make every single character look and sound the same, since it would save them the trouble from having to think of how each and every character would have to look and sound.

Enjoyment:
This is where this OVA shines. The enjoyment factor. As I've said before, never has any sci-fi/horror series made me laugh as hard as this did. I laughed when the ship at the beginning blew up, I laughed when the girls were so stupid that they stood still and didn't run as the 'Ancients' charged up and fired their beam at them, I laughed when one of the girls got her head blown off, I laughed when the policeman was torn apart, I laughed when the main dude in the suit didn't know how to use his other free hand to attack the main 'Ancient' when his sword arm was stopped, and then later broken and dislocated by the 'Ancient', I laughed when the professor in the US said that the DNA found on Mars belonged to Homo Sapiens, I laughed when the 'Ancient' began to speak, I laughed when he said that Earthlings were Martians, and Martians were Earthlings. I was laughing throughout the entire show.

So overall, all I have to say is, if you've got about 20 minutes of your life you would like to waste away, please, PLEASE, do catch Mars of Destruction.
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by xHellScythex

Today I had a sudden insparation to write a review on the unfathomably glorious and unparalleled masterpiece that is mars of destruction. Here is a breakdown of why mars of destruction is THE most epic anime ever created.

Plot
The story is one of the best I have ever seen. Martians invading the Earth for absolutely no properly explained reason? Wonderful. The main protagonist, Takeru, having to fight these creatures and endure the pain brought about by the mars suit which he wears? So dramatic. And the female characters are part of a well designed special alien fighting group called the AAST with Takeru, and they all have their very own unique skill that they never use because they are always seen with the same exact gun. Now the best part is the climatic battle scene against the alien leader. Just seeing Takeru's arm being broken after 5 seconds of fighting was so painful to watch. The girls valiantly tried to stop the alien, but they just couldn't handle his special abillity "death grip", which is him basically grabbing the girls' necks and choking them without doing ANYTHING else. I shouted for joy when, after having a 3 minute conversation with a green haired girl while his other compainions were getting choked to death by the alien, Takeru used some random untested weapon that was randomly given to him by the random green haired girl to blow a hole through the alien who SAW Takeru about to shoot him but didn't move at all. At the very end, the plot takes a psychological turn when it is discovered that the Martians are the earthlings and the earthlings are the martians. ;o; Shocking, I know. Its just so amazing how fantastic the plot is of the 20 minute show.

Art
My eyes frickin MELTED from the animation of this show. You may not believe it, but the female characters, who had the same exact faces, outfits, and figure, actually had different colored hair, which all had their own unique design. The alien leader looked different from the other aliens, which I believe helps emphisize his superior character. The fight scenes, oh my God the fight scenes were animated BRILLIANTLY! Especially the one between Takeru and the alien leader, it was such a powerful battle, and it brought forth numerous emotions, especially when they stood staring at each other while doing absolutely nothing for five minutes. The art in this show is just gorgeous.

Sound
This show had no opening or ending theme, but that's okay! The insert songs were more than enough for my ears to listen to. My personal favorite was when, during the climatic battle between our heroic protagonist and his dastardly foe, a piece written by Beethoven plays in the background. Thats right, this show has the budget to insert one of Beethoven's classical arrangements into the anime. It just so amazing.

Characters
Mars of Destruction has some of the most interesting and dynamic characters that I've even seen. They even go as far as to name each and every one of the four female leads. The backstory of the protagonist Takeru was one of the most emotional moments of anything ever created. It was gut wrenching when his dad forced him to wear the mars suit. Oh, the feels! I also find it necessary to point out my personal favorite character, known only as the girl from AAST. In the very first battle, she valiantly stood firm against the alien aggressors, and never moved from her position. My jaw dropped in shock as an alien shot a beam of light or something from his mouth and it blew off the head of the AAST girl. I cried when, in the hospital, the doctors deduced that she was dead after thoroughly analyzing her headless body. I sincerely hoped that she would survive, but alas, it was not meant to be. She died a true hero.

Enjoyment
If you don't find this show entertaining, then I don't know what else could possibly satisfy you. Everything about this show screams perfection, from the fantastic plot right down to the music by Beethoven. My eyes were glued to the screen for the entirety of the 20 minutes in which this show ran, and it was possibly the greatest 20 minutes of my life. Thank you Idea Factory for providing the world with this exceptional anime.
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https://myanimelist.net/anime/1639/Boku_no_Pico/reviews

by streetlights

Want to prove your manliness? Look no further, Boku no Pico is the ultimate test.

That's right. More than anything, Boku no Pico is a test of your masculinity. If you cannot make it through this anime, you can't call yourself a man, plain and simple, because it takes a real man to do so.

Do not let others judge you for watching this, as it's a true piece of art. It presents the audience with the strenuous task of watching yaoi child porn for 30 goddamn minutes. It is a grueling, punishing ride, but in the end it leaves you satisfied to know that you are now virtually invincible, and most importantly, a MAN, regardless of what gender you actually identify as.

Story - 10/10

A survival of the fittest. Pico and this pedophile, Tamotsu, have sex for practically the duration of this OVA. There are times where the butt-penetrating funfest takes a rest, but those moments are relatively brief. And that, my friends, is what makes this shit special.

Yes, I will tell you right now that there is a surplus of semen. As both characters slowly ejaculate non-stop, it symbolizes how this show is sapping away at your manhood. If you are weak, mentally and/or physically, you may feel like you want to die. Well, if that is the case, it sucks to be you. I watched the whole goddamn thing, and I will tell you up front, if their semen was water, these two boys would be able to hose out enough to hydrate all of Africa. That shit is like a rain dance, except white and, well, semen.

Don't like how in-depth I described that? Hah. You are clearly not enough of a man. 8====D~~~~~~~~ motherfuckers.

Art/Animation - 10/10

Did I mention there was semen? Yes, this white, silky substance was drawn and animated to perfection. The amount of detail makes it practically life-like. In fact, everything is drawn and animated so well, I felt like I was watching a live sex tape.

And that realism adds to the torturous feel of the show, and what pushes this into the 'masterpiece' tier. You really get the feel that a real, 12 year old boy is for some reason willingly having sex with a (presumably) middle-aged man that he just met. Do not question it. Accept it for what it is. Let the images burn into your eyes. If you make it through with even 1 eye still functioning, then you have passed, and I applaud you.

Sound - 10/10

Similar to the art/animation, this is so realistic you'd think you're hearing real people getting it on. The orgasmic squeals of Pico, the grunting of Tamotsu, and the splashing sound of the semen, all very realistic. Don't like it? Well, then obviously you've got some work to do on your masculinity.

With all these elements so perfectly done, you may feel like you are losing sight of what's real and what's not. You may even be losing sight of who you are yourself. I've been there, and there's nothing else I can say other than it will all be okay. Just stay calm, and breathe. This is all part of the test.

Character - 10/10

Both the main characters, who practically take all of the screen time in this OVA, have one goal in mind: penetrate, and detonate. In goes the bone, and out comes the fertilizing fun. It may seem simple to all of you who are reading this, but boy does it have a hidden complexity to it.

At this point I really don't feel like I need to explain it. It's just superb how well done this is.

Enjoyment - 10/10

You better believe I enjoyed it. Thanks to this anime, I now feel I am immune to all and any hentais people prank me with. Like bro, that shit ain't got no effect on me anymore. Moreover, I feel like that black guy in the old spice commercials who makes his pecs dance, who I feel is the embodiment of what it is to be a man. Yeah, you don't fuck with someone who has the balls to watch all of Boku no Pico.

Overall - 10/10

Watching this in it's entirety is a tall task for sure, but it's all worth it in the end my friends.
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https://myanimelist.net/anime/16608/Shitcom

By ZephSilver:

The word "epic" is often thrown around without proper reasoning or cause. But when a true work of art presents itself you tend to take notice. My friends, calling this gift from the heavens anything less than a masterpiece would be an insult to God himself. ONE HAVE NOT TRULY LIVED UNTIL SEEING THIS.

The philosophical undertones and visual motifs were brilliantly executed. Intertwined with symbolic allegories regarding Social Darwinism and finding ones raison d'etre, this impeccable work of art not only reaches ambitious heights, but it does so with elegance and grace.

It's cathartic, it's exquisite, it's truly a work of art!
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elengee · Sep 19, 2017

Asf said: ↑

Everyone in an anime are girls until proven otherwise.
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So the opposite of the internet?

MangoGuy · Sep 19, 2017

Gather around. papa HH has a story to tell.

tahzib1451 · Sep 19, 2017

u know Goku Luffy and Naruto Seiyuu are ladies right?
ah the Goku may not be right....forgot who though

StormHawk · Sep 19, 2017

Shit is like shooting super-man movie with the budget of 100 usd.

xtremeloldude · Sep 19, 2017

Asf said: ↑

Everyone in an anime are girls until proven otherwise.
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what? no!
everyone's a guy untill proven otherwise.

Khatulistiwa · Sep 19, 2017

They basically stick a dick on to female character design

SnowTime · Sep 19, 2017

I liked this one:
"Astolfo isn't a Trap... He's a fucking Ambush!!"

Morvian · Sep 19, 2017

so how do you feel if something like this happened to you?

meet girl that so beautiful in your eyes, she's kind to you and she accept you even thought no one accept you~
then when your way changed into love, you found out from her rejection that she's boy not a girl~ so its not she but he[TRAP]~

because i myself will get heartbroken, and i will have great scar for a long time that will make me doubt any girl i meet was Trap~

Reindeer · Sep 19, 2017

Lol, I was actually expecting a dropbox from the read more -.-

Asf · Sep 19, 2017

xtremeloldude said: ↑

what? no!
everyone's a guy untill proven otherwise.
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