Funny situations you've seen or heard

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  1. bahamuth

    bahamuth Active Member

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    Yo peeps this is my first thread creation. I hope there will be lots of post.
    Ok enough of my ranting this thread is about well what the name says. You may post the things you've seen or heard of as long as it is funny. Even jokes goes . But keep it more on rl please. Ahh the novelty of messing with the mods .
     
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  2. Lovely

    Lovely 『Valentines Terror!』『Cherished Kitty』『Rika's Twin』

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    dog attack are dangerous
     
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    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》°Resurrected Ghoul°

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    This'll probs be merged with the existing funny thread
     
  4. bahamuth

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    Check this. This woman ordered an iPhone7 on eBay and got an iPhone4 and an iPhone3 plus a yu-gi-o fusion card. Talk about rip-off. Fusion summon iPhone7
     
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    I don't think you know what ranting and messing with the mods means.
     
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    Once in certain family dinner Dad was talking about something I didn't care about, so then he said "Patron". As I was trying to cool the soup I listened to it by accident and as if by reflex I added "Expecto Patronum" and everyone in the table got silent and stared at me like "WTF u saying right now?" then as I noticed what I did, stated to laugh like a dumbdick for almost a minute.
     
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    UselessWastrel Procrastinating Suicidal

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    One time I stepped on poop, but...
    that poop i u.
    sori
     
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    Avarrencus 『Tier 0 : True Infinity』

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    Me playing Duel Generations
    Me Summoning Beelze of Diabolic Dragons, I attacked and destroyed the opponent's monster, opponent uses a trap card called Michizure I was like nope nope nope, you can't kill my Beelze.
    Next I summoned Star-Eater, I attacked but opponent used Mirror Force, I was like Nope nope nope,... My Star- Eater won't be affected by card effects until the end of battle phase... Opponent surrenders Lol
     
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    By 'enough ranting' do you mean, you can't see it anymore, is this your way of ranting?

    If you want to laugh about real life I can only think about lewd stories, which I have heard, but those are too lewd, basically what drunk people do or dense Japanese MC with harem luck in real life.

    Bahamuth, hmm.
    Okay, got one for you. Sebastian has a little brother and another little brother. We all went to the same school.

    His youngest brother he told me had a dare to shit into a pissoir. Is that how you spell or write it? I mean those toilets for only men to pee? Anyways, he shit into one of those for ten euroes. Unluckily he never recieved the promised 10 euroes but instead was sold off by his classmate.

    Ironic? Yes. They fucking scammed him and he wasn't allowed to go to school for a while, when his classmates told the teachers.
    He was so fucked and pissed. Shit, literally.

    Sigh, good friends or classmates, he got.

    So the argument, while drunk was that some say days off in school were great, some other argue and I am one of them, going to school everyday and see people you like is lovely and I miss those day.


    End >.<
     
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    Aegis21 Hiki wanna be

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    a compilation of balls getting kicked and/or destroyed
     
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    I bought an entire box of barbeque chicken pizza and was eating while walking. To get home, the shortest way would be to walk through the park and by doing so, a pigeon crapped right in the middle of the pizza and made the entire thing inedible. A little went on my hand too. I freaked out and my friends almost died laughing
     
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    This was an actual wats-app chat conversation.
    person #1(dude I have windows7 32 bit but want 64bit. How do I get it do I have to install it twice to get it?)
    person #2(ya man and you'll get windows 14 as well)
    person #1(thanks man you're the greatest) .
    windows14 lol