How can you survive this crappy world?

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  1. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    It's easy... come to Underworld and join Underworld army! Here's the benefit :
    1. Every soldier get 3 meals a week ( snacks included )
    2. Underworld army have 100% mortality rate so you don't have to afraid of dying since you will surely die! ( since uh... we're undeads)
    3. All soldier will be given a free shovel after joined (other weapon only for premium member) (If you sign up with exclusive premium account you will get free laser gun and giant mecha)
    4. You will get to see more action! (If you survive the training)

    So what are you waiting for? Join the Underworld army now!

    ( For further Information contact the nearest cemetery in your neighborhood )
     
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  2. Ogami-kun

    Ogami-kun 『Blue Shadow ensnaring demons』『FA sect disciple』

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    I'm hoping that the world will have a zombie apocalypse....
     
  3. Shio

    Shio Moderator Staff Member

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    Alas, we will never know both the question and the answer of life. I should visit the aquarium and bring some fish to the dolphin
     
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  4. AkeShiro

    AkeShiro Blanket Master

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    wow giant mecha is it gundam?
     
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  5. NinetH

    NinetH Demon Yuri lord....lazy guy

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    damn, 3 meals a week with snacks!!?

    my speech lost
     
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    a week? damn that's harsh
     
  7. NinetH

    NinetH Demon Yuri lord....lazy guy

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    in my legion, you only get free yuri but his got free meals and snacks and also a shovel!!

    though the power of yuri is unlimited!!
     
  8. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Fortunately it's not we tried to order some but we got some cheap Made in Cina knockoff, we never order any Gundam after that
    But we got this instead :
    [​IMG]
     
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    if I can have them serve me I can join
     
  10. Estarossa

    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》°Resurrected Ghoul°

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    EAT CHIMICHANGAS!!!!!!
    [​IMG]
     
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    *grabs everything then eats them
     
  12. NinetH

    NinetH Demon Yuri lord....lazy guy

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    well, my legion is self service, most of them stay home on their beds surfing the net
     
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  13. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    I haven't survived yet. I'm still dying. The only way I will be able to survive would be if I'm dead in this world and reincarnated into all-girls yuri world with swords and magic.
     
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  14. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Don't forget you will get Laser Gun and Giant Mecha if you sign up with premium account. It's only for 100 souls, or 100 Loli if you don't have one.
     
  15. Jaded

    Jaded Majoring in Erology

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    All girl Yuri world? The world would end pretty soon. No reproduction after all.
    Err...could I exchange those loli's for a busty sister type and one loli? Taking care of so many loli's would kill me. One loli to take care of my soul, big sister type to take care of my stomach and body would be perfect.
     
  16. NinetH

    NinetH Demon Yuri lord....lazy guy

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    i don't have any pure lolis right now, i just converted them to yuri loli some time ago
     
  17. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Hmph... we only accept Loli here...
     
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    NinetH Demon Yuri lord....lazy guy

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    there is this so called "fut**ari* which can exist in the world of sword and magic
     
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  19. NekoMK2

    NekoMK2 Lazy cat, [self proclaimed GM_Rusaku Disciples]

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    how to survive this crappy world eh
    it's simple as long you survive today you may see tomorrow
    and how to survive ? just do the best thing you can do
    if you fail just snuggle with cat (or dog ?) to sort out your felling
    this world already crappy by itself so they didnt need you to be crappy as well










    and don't forget some bottle of clear water enough for month, you may survive in harsh environment :v
     
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  20. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    This, definitely this. Or it can be like Glass, asexual reproduction. Or something like Naked Earth, by Fernando (IIRC). That would be definitely hot. BTW, Naked Earth is NSFW
     
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