How Messed Up Is Your NUF Family Tree?

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How messed up is your family tree?

  1. As much as yours

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  2. Very

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  3. It's still within the realms of the reasonable

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  4. Forever Alone... *cries*

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  5. What? NUF has a family tree?

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  1. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    The idea for this came from a really fun conversation on @kyuukestu 's profile that made me realize my family tree is absolutely maddening.

    You see... I'm currently the cousin of @Pyoo -chan, which is on Kyuu-chan's harem, so she is also my cousin... Which is married to @Ophious , so he is also my cousin... Ophi-kun is married to @Speedy -chan, so she is my cousing too.

    However, Speedy-chan is my grandniece, then... My grandniece is my cousin.

    Pyoo-chan is my cousin, then she is my grandniece, consequently, her mother @DCLXVI , who is my aunt, is my niece.

    Then, my aunt is my niece, who else is my niece? @Lovely -chan, then Lovely-chan is my aunt, but @Tony -chan is also my aunt, then she is my niece too.

    Let's not stop at that, Lovely-chan is not only my aunt and niece, she is also my sister, then Tony-chan is my sister! But do you know who else is my sister? @LittleFox21 is my sister, but she is also my mom, then Tony-chan is my mom!

    Who else is a daughter of Tony-chan? @OverlyFriendly of course! That means I'm Oly's sister! Which makes @Das -kun my older brother!

    However, I have another older brother, which is @Casul Reader ! Which makes him also connected to Oly and Das-kun!

    Think this is mad enough? Well, I'm not over yet! Remember that I said that my aunts are my nieces? Well, @iampsyx is my aunt, so she is my niece, consequently, her father @Satan is my brother, so grandpa is my brother!

    So, trying to get a conclusion out of all this mess, Tony-chan is my aunt, sister, niece and mom, but Tony-chan claims to be a man, so she would actually be my uncle, brother, nephew and father, but my brother is grandpa, so that kinda makes their position overlaps, in other words... Tony-chan is Satan!!! *gasps*

    ... Yeah, I know, there were tons of logic jumps and a lot of it was unrelated to one another, and things were absolutely maddening... Let's not even try to include Lovely-chan's daughter in it, because my grandniece would be my niece and... Well, you get the idea.

    So, how messed up is your family tree? I think I already made pretty clear how maddening mine is! \(^^)/
     
    AliceShiki, May 12, 2017
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    chencking [Daolord Grammar Nazi]

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    I birthed myself. Once there was one Chencking. Then there were 2. From 2 arose 3. From 3 arose 5 and from 5 arose Chencking
     
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  3. jojo_48

    jojo_48 『Blood Type: S』『HGWT』

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    jojo_48, May 12, 2017
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  4. Crau

    Crau 『Kysil & Kyuu's master』『Onee~sama』『Utopia's』

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    I'm completely a loner woman~~~yay ~~~Yay~~~~
     
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  5. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I had a greatniece and I didn't even know about it!!! >.<

    *hugs*
    *hugs you as well*
     
    AliceShiki, May 12, 2017
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  6. Linbe

    Linbe New member

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    I'm pretty sure we can find one or two incests in every nuf "family"....
    [​IMG]
     
    Linbe, May 12, 2017
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  7. Nargol

    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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    I refuse to attempt to make sense of it.

    It's funnier that way.
     
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  8. Zek

    Zek I write sins, not tragedies.

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    I'm actually trying to process all of this...

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Fossil

    Fossil 「Spooky」「Scary」「Skeleton」

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  10. Das

    Das Lazing around Devil's Luck

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    You don't even want to know
     
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  11. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I agree! It's more fun if it's completely illogical!!! \(^^)/
    *pat pat*

    I think you better not try it...
    It's something!
     
    AliceShiki, May 12, 2017
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  12. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Oh, I do, please enlighten me Das-kun, I'm curious!!!
     
    AliceShiki, May 12, 2017
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  13. BlancFrost

    BlancFrost ❄Middle child: Carm & Dev + Sio's FSIL ❄

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    Somehow it looks like some complex story I don't really want to know the details of. :ROFLMAO:

    Good work on writing it all down though lol Did you spend a lot of time on it?
     
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  14. Estarossa

    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》°Resurrected Ghoul°

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  15. Das

    Das Lazing around Devil's Luck

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    I will if you remind me later, my phone only has 10% battery left, I'll kill it just from typing it all
     
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    Haevrus No.1 Incognito Webuser

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    That's why I don't keep records of my family
     
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  17. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    No complex story at all! Just a big family! \(^^)/

    It didn't take that long though, I was trying to see if I could come up with some way to make Tony-chan my daughter, but it's hard without having a daughter myself, so I went with the Tony=Satan route instead!
    ^^)7
     
    AliceShiki, May 12, 2017
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  18. HavekZero

    HavekZero A well meaning, contributing member of this forum

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    i think whats really messed up is that you people have an nuf family tree....

    like family irl wasnt enough for you so you made a family on a forum?
     
    HavekZero, May 12, 2017
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  19. Mousa4

    Mousa4 Cultivated to Immortality

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    Mousa4, May 12, 2017
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  20. Speedy

    Speedy [Ophious's Wife][Skullie's cute sister]

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    *hug back*
    *pat*
     
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