Non-Fic How to become cute guy

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  1. GrimReeFer

    GrimReeFer Well-Known Member

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    Become gay or female?
     
  2. coveted

    coveted Sexiest Banana Alive

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    He has a small pinky. *Wink wink
     
  3. Estarossa

    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》°Resurrected Ghoul°

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    Zero300 『Mask Maker』『Kamen Rider Khaos』『Demon Immortal』

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    first step: change that attitude of yours
     
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  5. SoulZer0

    SoulZer0 Heaven Refining

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    I'm genuinely speechless
     
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    CheeseBread Well-Known Member

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    Hitomi(dot)la, and tsumino(dot)com. Those will make you cute.
     
  7. prongsjiisan

    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    Man cannot became cute!!! Real man love cute and fluffy things!! But not cute
     
  8. saaas

    saaas Active Member

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    Cuteness is resemblance of babies' qualities like defenseless, helplessness, clumsiness, naivety that evoke adult's instinct to protect them children. I hardly see that as desirable qualities in men. Never like that shotacon thing :/. A confident man that can get things done and also treat others kindly so those around him could be happy is much better.
     
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  9. MataMelirik

    MataMelirik *wink*wink*

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    crossdressing maybe?
     
  10. Ignus

    Ignus Philosopher of Flames

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    Haha, Isn't that just saying that the unobtainable is what makes them hotter?
    I know that in the same period of time, I had lots more girls checking me out when I went out with my Gfriend, than when I went out with just myself. Something like female Competition + forbidden fruits makes it more exciting.
     
  11. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    There is a very simple answer.

    -Get a baboon.
    -It doesn't matter what species it is, where it comes from or whether you bought it or steal it. What matters is, it's a baboon.
    -Name him Barbie. It doesn't matter what the gender is. What's important is you name it Barbie.
    -Bring it with you whenever you leave the house. Doesn't matter how you carry it around. You can have it sitting on your shoulders, carry it under your armpit, carry it like a princess or even carry it like you're throwing away a smelly trash. It can even do a handstand on your windshield and it still won't matter.
    -Introduce it to everyone you know. Make absolutely clear that the baboon's name is Barbie.
    -Encourage everyone to touch it and when they get clawed or bitten, say, "Bad boy, Barbie. How could you hurt the lady like that?" Doesn't matter if the one being clawed or bitten is not a lady. You say it exactly as you're told.
    -At some point, release it to the unsuspecting public. Shout very loudly, "Barbie, Barbie. How pretty you run!"
    -Then chase it around the mall with an expression of ecstasy, as if you're high on drugs. If you don't know how to get this kind of expression, jerk yourself off into a bowl of noodles. The bowl of noodles must not be yours.
    -Once you managed to almost catch the baboon, fumble and roll around on the floor instead. Do a break dance following a silent tune of Metallica's Enter Sandman. If you're such a noob you can't do a break dance, it's fine. Do a karate dance instead, unsuccessfully break plastic dishwares.

    At some point, about a hundred peopld would call you cute.
     
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  12. Trent

    Trent ☕ Ursine Tea Zealot ☕

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    Don't underestimate the power of determination. Try really hard to transform into a young animal, preferably a puppy or kitten or polar bear cub. Girls will be lining up to hug and coo at you. And if they don't, I will. ;)
     
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  13. Midori

    Midori Well-Known Member

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    lol what. i have no words for this, except those two rofl
     
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    TheDefend Public Dental Support

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    castrate yourself
     
  15. AMissingLinguist

    AMissingLinguist [Not Here][Blank Sect][Nuffian #N]

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    Estrogen and body care helps a lot. Exercise works, but mostly cardio. I've never seen a cute guy, and it's all subjective. Don't follow instincts.