Non-Fic How to cure laziness w/o using hobbies,sports, and relationships?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lazriser, Apr 16, 2017.

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How lazy are you in real life?

  1. Never.

    3 vote(s)
    2.3%
  2. Rarely?

    1 vote(s)
    0.8%
  3. Sometimes~

    21 vote(s)
    16.4%
  4. Always!

    103 vote(s)
    80.5%
  1. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, as the title of this thread says on how to cure laziness by not curing it with hobbies, sports, and relationships!
    Usually, you cure laziness with these three things but I seek cures other than these three and why?
    1. Hobbies - other than reading eastern novels, I have no other hobby in particular other than this and lazing in the Web... which is the mainly the reason I'm lazy in the first place, aye!
    2. Sports - sports can be considered a hobby, but I emphasized this as something related to one's health, and you know what? I hate doing sports... and not that I hate sports itself, but I just don't like committing myself to healthy and fit-lifestyle, since it annoys me and yes, again, I'm... too lazy for it, aye!
    3. Relationship - no, because I'm planning to live as a Sage-level but first, I must reach Wizard-level first, and yes, hopefully, I die a Magi!
    I assume most of everyone here are either lazy or more lazy like me but if you happen to know ways/cures to laziness, I thank in advanced for the advice.
     
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  2. Yunchii

    Yunchii Best Waifu - Tamamo-no-Mae

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    I make myself busy with work... That way I won't be lazy since I have something to do.
     
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  3. SenjiQ

    SenjiQ [Wise, for a Bird]

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    Well since you've ruled out the three most effective methods, you'e going to have to rely on good old fashion chemicals. Get a doctor to proscribe you with some ADHD meds to help you focus
     
  4. SoulZer0

    SoulZer0 Heaven Refining

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    Just because you don't have hobbies, do sports or have relationships, that doesn't mean you're lazy. You're considered lazy when you refuse to do most basic activities such as bathing, working, walking etc.

    So yeah, you're not lazy as long as you are keeping yourself tidy, imo.
     
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  5. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    Death <------- If you are too lazy to the points of no return, then death is the only thing left to do.
     
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  6. Shirai

    Shirai 『 Silent ł Bored 』『 Rebel ł Butler 』

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    I am the epitome of lazy.
    Whatever makes me happy.
    Life achievements, are they enjoyable?
    Healthy lifestyle, is it delicious?
     
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  7. bukubuke

    bukubuke Well-Known Member

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    no fap legit works :^)
     
  8. strayCat0

    strayCat0 What are you doing right now?

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    I'm a cat, the embodiment of laziness.
     
  9. imsodone

    imsodone 『Creep』

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    I don't. Fuck hobbies. lol

    Kidding aside, I just stare at the wall. Really helps with your cultivation.
     
  10. Demonic Poring

    Demonic Poring 『Well-Known Poring』

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    18 votes and 100% always lazy >.>
     
  11. Neiri

    Neiri Well-Known Member

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    Tell your boss you have nothing to do.
     
  12. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Welp... I hate working.
    ...
    I don't do walking... stays in house all the time except when I need to do something outside the house, and for tidiness, questionable...
    ...
    ...
    Did it before, and instructions not clear; balls slammed into wall.
     
  13. H0RR1BL3CPU

    H0RR1BL3CPU [Hotline to Shiroyukineko] [白酒鬼]

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    You don't.
     
  14. Raneday

    Raneday Not Rane

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    Don't worry you'll get bored on your laziness sooner or later
     
  15. Danis

    Danis {(Harem Sect Leader)}{Trickster}&{Lurker}

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    think about your future
     
  16. sakyuya

    sakyuya 【Villain】【Very tired and wants to retire】

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    How to cure laziness
    1.Don't masturbate
    2. Don't eat too much
    3. Don't Sleep too much
    4.Don't always sit (go walk around)
    5. Relieve your stress
    6. Have Someone watch over you so you didn't have time to be lazy (1 month - 1 year therapy not a single day missed)
    7. other
     
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  17. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    Call your mom. Tell her you just sat on your fatass all day long doing nothing.
     
  18. Cygsiulle

    Cygsiulle error 404: title not found

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    when in doubt, use force.

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    (caution: some people may experience adverse reactions and become overly excited.)
     
  19. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    Well you can start by doing household works to get your body moving..like,you know cooking,cleaning etc.
     
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  20. Neroborj

    Neroborj Well-Known Member

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    I think if you try hard enough, you can be lazy in being lazy...
    I'm not at that level yet... Tell me if it works
     
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