How Would You Woo A Lady?

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  1. Xravia

    Xravia 『Chaos Wizard Of Procrastination 』

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  2. jkmessah

    jkmessah WoC, GoR and TGS enthusiast!

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    I would say... "woo"?
    Guy sees lady and walks up to her.
    Lady: ?
    Guy: Woo.
    Lady:????
    Guy: Wololo
    *lady converts*
     
  3. ninthlite

    ninthlite Well-Known Member

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    Wooooo!

    All single women woo right? Reference to how I met your mother
     
  5. RandomDot

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    White vans and candy. Hey, little girls are ladies as well.
     
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  7. thelurker

    thelurker [The Crazy Guy] Death to All BL Novels

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    Tie her in a chair then plant a time bomb then say be my gf or die
     
  8. Nom de Plume

    Nom de Plume [Shio’s Disciple] [True Villain] [Equip: Gunblade] Novel Updates Staff

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    Uhhhh... I won't lol.

    But I will play along. If I were to hypothetically attempt it.... good food and steady friendship (y)

    Isn't that right @Lady Luck ?
     
  9. Linbe

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    First of all...I would never say woo to her...
     
  10. AMissingLinguist

    AMissingLinguist [Not Here][Blank Sect][Nuffian #N]

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    I have no experience. Based on stories, I need absolute charisma or be an idiot at love.
     
  11. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    It depends on who you're trying to "woo", as well as the location. Trust me, I'm the Love Doctor for a reason ;)
     
  12. WeiFish

    WeiFish Eccentric Grey Sword 『WW Vet.』

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    Be friendly and polite??
     
  13. Xravia

    Xravia 『Chaos Wizard Of Procrastination 』

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    "She said I am to be married to the king
    We are to be wed this coming spring
    And if you want my hand you'd have to challenge him
    To that thing on the horses with those pointy things
    You'll have to battle to the death with those things with the point eachother with those pointy things"
     
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    Simon [The Pure One's Chief Steward][Demon Beast]

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    Asking her the question 'does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?'.
     
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    Nyeko Well-Known Member

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    Meow at her.

    edit: then hope for some attention.
     
  16. Nom de Plume

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    *notes down all the people to stay at least 10 ft away from*
     
  17. Sircus

    Sircus [Well-Known God]

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    If you have money and a job and tell her you want her to stay at home then you will have to fight of all the women who will be gunning for you.
     
  18. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    Find an owl to say woo~
     
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    ???
     
  20. PangerousDotato

    PangerousDotato Well-Known Member

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    i don't think that's gonna work bud