Hypothetical question on languages

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  1. Natsume

    Natsume Well-Known Member

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    Elf Language, Japanese and Magic language(Fictional...)

    Maybe I can use a translation magic for English~
     
  2. xp32

    xp32 Well-Known Member

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    Losing 'common' language [English] for the sake of learning others [multiple] that less common from the previous isn't really good option. Moreover you can't regain what you have lost.

    Conclusion: not an option where you want to interact with others that used [English]. Only valid as an option if meet conditions:
    1. Not interested understanding anything that used English language
    2. You live in a place and situation where English isn't needed for both your lives, knowledge and entertainment
    3. If someone use English to talk to you, your mind don't give a damn trying to understand them.
    4. You have 'Plan B method' if there's any emergency need to communicate or interact with society that used English.
     
  3. Yipie

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    Losing English would be almost too big of a hit. Now if I could take a variant, I wouldn't mind as much. (Aussie or Irish would be fun. Gotta swear properly.)

    As for other languages - Science or physics or maths would probably be top choices. (Just think of all the things you could explain, or talk about. Space flight; time travel; invisibility armour, etc) as for other the othe language... Maybe Esperanto or 'Business language'. Ya know, a constructed languages that gives you the basics of a ton of languages by itself. (So you're not 'learning' other languages, but just fulling in the holes.)
     
  4. Risus

    Risus ✵ Enigmatic Poet ✵ Tiger ✵ Reese's ✵

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    Yes, cuz Fus Ro Dah, bitch. Though seriously, being able to speak dragon often gives you some type of ability, which is just awesome.

    Anyway, using my perfect knowledge of shouts I will launch a worldwide conquest.
    Then, assuming I succeed of course, I'll force everyone to acknowledge Chinese and Latin as primary languages, because those are the other two ima choose.

    I noticed the tag, but still choosing Chinese. As for why, I like the characters. Latin has always struck me as an interesting language, what with it being the root of many other ones and such. Plus things just sound cooler in Latin.
     
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  5. Pythagoras Theorem

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    3 Language for the rest of my life? No thank you.

    I mean, I probably wouldn't mind not speaking english. >.> I mean, there are people in my country who can't speak English at all and they're still alive. However, this
    might actually kill me :eek:

    I wanna learn at least 5 languages~ So three is not an option!
     
  6. Deleted member 41274

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    Chinese, Russian, Spanish

    Chinese because I am bad at it
    Russian because I need to learn more about vodka
    Spanish because it's love and life

    English is already okay so no need for cheat code to make it perfect
     
  7. Setra

    Setra Well-Known Member

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    it's almost a deal if only it's four languages to trade for
     
  8. Yukkuri Oniisan

    Yukkuri Oniisan 『Procrastinator Archwizard Translator and Writer』

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    Well... I like to learn Japanese (of all dialect spectrum), Chinese (of all dialect spectrum) and Humish (the fictional lingua franca of the Sol Empire in 23th century from one my novel, any resemblance to 21th century English is just pure grammatical coincidence)

    What? Fictional language is okay, right?
     
  9. Demonic Reader lv 451F

    Demonic Reader lv 451F 蝶醒, 梦未.

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    2. qaD vaj bopummeH vIDelbogh Hegh

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  10. Dragon God

    Dragon God {King of Peasants} {Tanya's Husbando}

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    English has over 2 billion speakers though.
     
  11. Dragon God

    Dragon God {King of Peasants} {Tanya's Husbando}

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    I won't do this.
    I plan on learning over 5 additional languages(currently only know English), and won't give up English. I'll also be limiting myself too severely.
     
  12. OverlyFriendly

    OverlyFriendly I should do something about

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    I like english too much to lose it D:
     
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  13. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    The First Language. I will trade anything for the ability to understand, speak and write in The First Language. It's the language of heaven! With that, I can cast magic. Magic I tell you!

    Of course I'm not talking about Latin, Hebrew or Aramaic. There's a reason why Latin is a dead language. Everyone kept accidentally summoning demons. Hebrew? They kept summoning prophets. Aramaic? I have no interest in meeting desert spirits.
     
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  14. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    I'll pass on this~ my family would freak out if I suddenly couldn't speak English. And the only way I'd have to communicate with them would be if I picked my mother tongue as one of the three. So I'd really be getting 2 languages. It's not worth it~
     
  15. Mizura

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    1. Maths
    2. Programming. I'll have to see which...
    3. Arabic.

    Loss of English is sad, but eh, I still have French and Chinese.
     
  16. Cryarc

    Cryarc 『Procrascinating Illustrator』

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    He meant to bypass your rule, you said we will lose English but what if the language we asked for is English itself? It'll be contradictory unless you add a clause that "any languages with English as exception/ the drawback is having higher priority than the wish."
     
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  17. Nimroth

    Nimroth Someone

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    So if it is possible to pick extinct languages?, what about older forms of surviving ones?
     
  18. Cygsiulle

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    java, draconic, and pantomime
     
  19. Lokumi

    Lokumi 『The second greatest trash of society』

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    French (because mother-language ftw), english (because pretty useful), mandarin(because novel + most people on earth speak it + business)
     
  20. vlue

    vlue Jaded Isekai-Reader

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    1.English = With my now perfect understanding of english i can now understand those unintelligible regional accent

    2.Japanese = I want to read all those jp light novel

    3.Latin = with my supposedly perfect understanding of it will make other romance language learning easier i guess?