I SHALL CLICKBAIT THE FORUMS!

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  2. Are you serious and are you that bored?

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  3. Is this legit? Seems legit...

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  1. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Yes, this is a genuine clickbait thread and you fell for it. So, as you sigh at the wonder of the idiocy and spare time of people making such bland, empty, meaningless threads; I will warn you that's there more than meets the eye of these clickbaits in NUF!
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    People here either read the rules or don't bother to read it, or read it and didn't give a damn at all, but I say to you all, I say to you all...that shitposts, clickbaits, and NSFW threads have all one thing in common: ​

    They are Legion. For they are many.
    So they bait, and shall they click.
    For they are legion.
    The many shall bait and will click.

    WARNING TO ALL NUF! THEY HAVE RETURNED! PROTECT YOUR TIME FOR IT BEGINS!​
    You thought all these events were coincidence? You.were.dead.wrong...remember the Day of Binds?
    You though people were unaware of their violations, they were ultimately and definitely...voluntary!
    You people have wrought the day you sought to return! You forsaken peace and denied justice, seeking the other underworld powers of     NUF DARKSIDE. Now, the III POWER of NUF has reached a decision, that all numbers, inquisitors, trashcans, and clickmongers will OFFICIALLY start their campaign against the I POWER & II POWER. You know who we mean, you know...because they will never forget. You won the last war, but this time, LET JUSTICE BE DONE THOUGH THE HEAVENS FALL!
    If this gets locked, this will be my first and last lock, since I've always wonder how it feels to get your thread locked? Almost forgot, the content of the thread is real, they are real.
     
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  2. Lovely

    Lovely 『Valentines Terror!』『Cherished Kitty』『Rika's Twin』

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    Is this legit? Seems legit...

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    hayyan Gold Brick

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    Aicila Huh?

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    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you piece of trash? I’ll have you know I graduated top of the core disciples in the Academy, have been involved in numerous high-grade missions finding rare cultivation ingredients, and have over 300 million confirmed kills. I am trained in forbidden spiritual techniques and I’m the top alchemist in the entire region. You are nothing to me but just another arrogant young master. I will make you cough up blood with techniques of which has never been seen before on this plane, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over mental transmission? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sect members across the region and your aura is being traced right now so you better prepare for your intestines to turn green, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cultivation. You’re courting death, trash. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill with over seven hundred techniques, and that’s without my sentient weapon. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the royal family’s peerless jade beauties and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your entitled ass off the face of the five regions, you frog in the bottom of a well. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your refusal to give me face was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have seen Mt. Tai. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you know that there's no medicine for regret, you third-rate antagonist. I, your father, will shit fury all over you until you kowtow a thousand times. You’re fucking dead, trash.
     
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  5. Lovely

    Lovely 『Valentines Terror!』『Cherished Kitty』『Rika's Twin』

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  6. ABMAINA

    ABMAINA ★☆☆☆☆

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  7. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    ...okay, I assume you belong that sect.
    THE HEAVENS DENY BUT THE IMMORTAL REIGNS SUPREME!
    IF DEVILS COME, KILL DEVILS, IF BUDDHAS COME, KILL BUDDHAS!
    NO KINGS AND GODS SHALL BEAT THIS TIGER DRAGON TURTLE PHOENIX GOD!
    BEHOLD, THE KING AND GOD ARRIVES!
    THE DEVIL AWAKENS SEEKS THE END OF DAOS!
    I AM THE DEVIL BUDDHA FOR I SHALL SHATTER SAMSARA!    ​
     
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  8. GM_Rusaku

    GM_Rusaku Neptune-sama's Devoted Follower

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    Absolute perfection
     
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  10. SoulZer0

    SoulZer0 Heaven Refining

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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    It's almost identical. :eek:
    Maybe @AicilaXI is part of the Neptuna Dimension or maybe...you.are.part.of.the III REICH POWER.
     
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  12. GM_Rusaku

    GM_Rusaku Neptune-sama's Devoted Follower

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    Dunno
    ( ᵅั ᴈ ᵅั)～♬
     
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  13. Pythagoras Theorem

    Pythagoras Theorem Horse (?)

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    Oh my God Aici is so cool :X3: Please marry me Aici!!!
     
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  14. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Baiting is so last century. Nowadays people use spears. Clickspearing for the win!

    Well, actually the proper term is 'spear phishing'.
     
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    platys51 Tired

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    I'm here just for fun! Please don't mind me. Also, you ruin your post with that damage control spoiler. Don't do that next time.
     
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  16. Clozdark

    Clozdark "Kuma chan \(≧◡≦)/ "「airhead」「nonsense speaker]

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  17. Lokumi

    Lokumi 『The second greatest trash of society』

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    I was here before this cet locked :)
     
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  18. Pythagoras Theorem

    Pythagoras Theorem Horse (?)

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    Hmmmm... Are you aware that you get WP for breaking the rules? Your thread is in violation of
    the above rule.

    With enough WP, you can get banned. And since you can't see how many WP you can get, you won't know when you get banned.
     
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  19. Raneday

    Raneday Not Rane

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    I was triggered so
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    I have a good skill for you Aichan
     
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    Raneday Not Rane

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    question raise one hand

    So what's the accent that he used there?
     
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