Let us Cultivate The Dao Of The Chicken!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by AliceShiki, Dec 3, 2017.

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How Many Chickens Are You Buying?

  1. 1, I'm poor... orz

    48 vote(s)
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  2. 2 I need to save for some Christmas icons...

    7 vote(s)
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  3. 3 I just bought a name change...

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  4. 4 I think 5 is an ugly number, so I'm going with 4~

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  5. 5+ I have enough to spare

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  6. 10+ Praise me mortals!

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  7. 20+ I didn't have anything better to spend my nuffies on anyway... >.>

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  1. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Greetings my glorious and smart members of @NUF , today, I gather you for a very important matter.

    It has come to my attention, that the chicken item has been added to the shop.

    At this point you might be thinking... "Why in @Ai chan 's name should I care!?" which is a perfectly reasonable and expected line of thought.

    But you need to understand, the chicken a simple holiday icon, it's the symbol of something more, of something special, of something that we should all bring to ourselves and share with our fellow NUF members... It is... Food.

    Food is important! We all love to eat, and everyone should eat as much chicken as they can! Just look at this thing! It's so tasty! I drool just looking at this icon! And I don't have the $$$ to buy a chicken IRL, I have to make do with unhealthy and cheap food! This icon is outrageous! It makes me feel hungry and jealous because I know I won't be eating a chicken any time soon!! >.<

    You think I'm happy with this? @HELL NO. If I am going to suffer from this thing, then I want every single other @NUF Member to suffer from the hatred of not being to eat a chicken any time soon!

    So, you bunch of randoms that are bored enough to read this big thing, go spread the chicken love! Spread it to all the 4 corners of @NUF and make @Tony proud of the popularity of this chicken!

    Last year we got 43 sales in 24 hours, 43! Only this little!? It's not even in the triple digits everyone! Come on, we have over 100000 members already! We can definitely do better than this!

    Let's get at least triple digits, but even more, let's aim for quadruple digits everyone! Let's make @Tony -chan so proud that she'll make a new General Chat thread just to celebrate how incredible we are in selling chickens!!

    To arms my bethren! Spam to your hearts contents, farm nuffies as if there was no tomorrow! And spread the chickens to each and every active member you could possibly find!!!! :blobhero::blobhero::blobhero::blobhero::blobhero::blobhero::blobhero:
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    TL;DR: Go buy some chicken icons for everyone you know! :blob_evil_iampsyx::blob_evil_iampsyx::blob_evil_iampsyx:

    Edit: Oh my, @NUF Member is actually a member? I didn't know that, I was planning on just tagging @NUF ... What a nice surprise~

    Edit 2: We sold 224 Chickens in 24h in the year this thread was made.
    In constrast, 211 Icons were sold in 24h in the previous year.
    Essentially, we sold more Chickens in this year then all icons bundled up together in the previous year.
    I dunno why it took me over 3 years to make this edit, but it's now here.
     
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  2. CountryMage

    CountryMage [XSanguine8] not my blood...

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    Can I not, since I pretty much got roped into eating nothing but chicken all week, probably a whole one just between today and yesterday?
     
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  3. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    chicken dao died in the reapers game
    DEATH TO INFERIOR CLONES
     
  4. Warger

    Warger Well-Known Member

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    Umm... I just ate chicken. But I guess I can buy one.
     
  5. HavekZero

    HavekZero A well meaning, contributing member of this forum

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    I'd buy people chicken but I'm afraid I've already eaten most of em with the only survivor being @MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN and a scant few others
     
  6. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    Might as well buy a few
     
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  7. alexfilia

    alexfilia Bromance & Fluff <3

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    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    Telling us to spread chicken when you don’t even have it yourself...
     
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  9. Vyren

    Vyren Version 3.33

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    isn't it suppose to be turkey?
     
  11. Way

    Way Crimeless Raubritter

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    I just bought 11 chickens for almost all the names I saw in the both the thread and profile feed.
    CURSE YOU, BRASCA AND MY GODFORSAKEN BOREDOM
     
  12. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Then make those fools share your pain by making them see all the chickens across NUF!!!!
    Kill the clones and spread the chickens!!! \(^^)/
    That's the spirit!
    You can always buy more and kill them again! I'm sure @MasterCuddler would approve of it!
    *hugs*
    *grumbles about the like limit*
    Someone bought me this icon... T.T

    I preferred to have the chicken tbh... orz
    I don't make this kind of petty thread, my goals are much more honorable!!
    No, it's a chicken, it's cleared named as chicken.
    *hugs and spins* That's the @Way ! Keep it up!!! \(^^)/
     
  13. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    I bought it for some 20 people.:blob_grin:
    Too poor to buy the weekly one tho:blobsad:
     
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  14. Khatulistiwa

    Khatulistiwa An Egg Eternal

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    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    You’ve got the chicken now somehow. They overwrite I guess?
     
  16. 13th Echelon

    13th Echelon Piping Hot Member

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    I love roasted chicken.
     
  17. hayyan

    hayyan Gold Brick

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    So it was because of this. I was wondering why I have a chicken suddenly.
     
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  18. Arkantos

    Arkantos Well-Known Member

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    Might as well
     
  19. Stealth

    Stealth Elegant Lady

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  20. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I just bought daily ones too, I want to save for some Christimas Gifts and those are expensive!!!! >.<
    I added a TL;DR for people like you! ^^)/
    I think so! \(^^)/
    Me too! Let's spread it to everyone!!!!
    Teehee~?
    *hugs*
    On it Stealth-chan! *glomps*
     
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