Greetings my glorious and smart members of @NUF , today, I gather you for a very important matter. It has come to my attention, that the chicken item has been added to the shop. At this point you might be thinking... "Why in @Ai chan 's name should I care!?" which is a perfectly reasonable and expected line of thought. But you need to understand, the chicken a simple holiday icon, it's the symbol of something more, of something special, of something that we should all bring to ourselves and share with our fellow NUF members... It is... Food. Food is important! We all love to eat, and everyone should eat as much chicken as they can! Just look at this thing! It's so tasty! I drool just looking at this icon! And I don't have the $$$ to buy a chicken IRL, I have to make do with unhealthy and cheap food! This icon is outrageous! It makes me feel hungry and jealous because I know I won't be eating a chicken any time soon!! >.< You think I'm happy with this? @HELL NO. If I am going to suffer from this thing, then I want every single other @NUF Member to suffer from the hatred of not being to eat a chicken any time soon! So, you bunch of randoms that are bored enough to read this big thing, go spread the chicken love! Spread it to all the 4 corners of @NUF and make @Tony proud of the popularity of this chicken! Last year we got 43 sales in 24 hours, 43! Only this little!? It's not even in the triple digits everyone! Come on, we have over 100000 members already! We can definitely do better than this! Let's get at least triple digits, but even more, let's aim for quadruple digits everyone! Let's make @Tony -chan so proud that she'll make a new General Chat thread just to celebrate how incredible we are in selling chickens!! To arms my bethren! Spam to your hearts contents, farm nuffies as if there was no tomorrow! And spread the chickens to each and every active member you could possibly find!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------- TL;DR: Go buy some chicken icons for everyone you know! Edit: Oh my, @NUF Member is actually a member? I didn't know that, I was planning on just tagging @NUF ... What a nice surprise~ Edit 2: We sold 224 Chickens in 24h in the year this thread was made. In constrast, 211 Icons were sold in 24h in the previous year. Essentially, we sold more Chickens in this year then all icons bundled up together in the previous year. I dunno why it took me over 3 years to make this edit, but it's now here.
Can I not, since I pretty much got roped into eating nothing but chicken all week, probably a whole one just between today and yesterday?
I'd buy people chicken but I'm afraid I've already eaten most of em with the only survivor being @MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN and a scant few others
I just bought 11 chickens for almost all the names I saw in the both the thread and profile feed. CURSE YOU, BRASCA AND MY GODFORSAKEN BOREDOM
Then make those fools share your pain by making them see all the chickens across NUF!!!! Kill the clones and spread the chickens!!! \(^^)/ That's the spirit! You can always buy more and kill them again! I'm sure @MasterCuddler would approve of it! *hugs* *grumbles about the like limit* Someone bought me this icon... T.T I preferred to have the chicken tbh... orz I don't make this kind of petty thread, my goals are much more honorable!! No, it's a chicken, it's cleared named as chicken. *hugs and spins* That's the @Way ! Keep it up!!! \(^^)/
I just bought daily ones too, I want to save for some Christimas Gifts and those are expensive!!!! >.< I added a TL;DR for people like you! ^^)/ I think so! \(^^)/ Me too! Let's spread it to everyone!!!! Teehee~? *hugs* On it Stealth-chan! *glomps*