Discussion Math Jokes

Let's make a thread to post Jokes, but they must be about Mathematics.

Mathematics is the Queen of Science.

This is one of my favourites:

As the saying goes:

 

Maths is a headache

x + x = 2x

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

well k
2+2 = fish go google it if youre not convinced

 

Question: Sam had 50 candies. He ate 37 of them. What does Sam have now ?
Answer: DIABETES ! Sam has fucking diabetes. And a few rotten teeth while you are at it.

 

to run away from getting vaccinated.

 

False! They were sugar free.

 

A bun doh + another bun doh = a bigger bun when cooked

A bun doh x meat paste= meatbun

√(@GonZ555 ) = @lichdeath²

 

These aren't really Math jokes.

I'd hesitate to classify this as one as well.

 

One mathematician and an engineer are cast away in a desert island, that island has only two coconnut tree.
to solve the problem of food they have to climb the tree.
On the first day the engineer uses some rope to climb one of tree, and grab the coconnut, and climb down and both of them eat.
On the second day the mathematician uses the rope climbs to the second tree grab the coconnut, climbs down, climbs up thefirst tree leaves the coconut there and climb down.
"why did you left the coconut on the tree?"(engineer)
"i don't know how to get the coconut from the second tree, but can reduce the problem to a known solution" (mathematician)

 

if you have one Pie, and the square root of one is one, then couldn't you give a full Pie to everyone in the world as long as no one took a bite out of the pie?

 

Q: What game do opposite numbers play?
A: A zero sum game.

 

The engineer climbing the tree to get the coconut?

I'd have preferred scientist, since Science uses induction, and Maths deduction.

 

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8(ate) 9.

 

math = Mental Abuse to Humans

so why do we need to abuse ourselves for a joke or two, again?

 

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are each locked in a cell with no way to escape and no way out. Each is given a single can of food to eat, but no tools with which to open it. The jail or leaves for a while, and then comes back to check on the three prisoners.
He goes to the engineer first, and find him with the can almost destroyed happily eating the food. When he asks how the can was opened, the engineer answers:
"I calculated the maximum stress tolerance of a cylinder of this material, and applied beyond that force to over stress the material."
The jailor nods in understanding,then goes to the physicist, who he finds having removed the lid and eating happily as well. Again, he asks how the can was opened, and she replies:
"I determined what the weakest point in the material was and applied extreme force to that point, then used leverage to remove the rest of the lid."
Once again nodding in comprehension, the jailor moves on to the mathematician, who he finds sitting cross legged in a lotus position in front of an intact can, chanting:
"Assume the can is open."

 

What's 1000-7?

 

oh! i always thought that it was because 7 is a six offender

 

Three people on a train are passing by Scotland. Aboard the train, there's an Lawyer, a Scientist and a Mathematician.

The train passes by a field and they see a black sheep.

The Lawyer exclaims: "All the sheep in Scotland are black!"

The scientist applying more caution says: "There are some black sheep in Scotland."

The Mathematician says: "There exists at least one field in Scotland, in which there exists at least one sheep of which at least one side is black."