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  1. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    Math is one of those universal truth of existence. And sadly, I'm not good at it.
     
  2. Dragon God

    Dragon God {King of Peasants} {Tanya's Husbando}

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    4n?
     
  3. Dragon God

    Dragon God {King of Peasants} {Tanya's Husbando}

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  4. EnerHighwave

    EnerHighwave Holy Daugther of Kyuu 8❤️ Speedy's pet Lovely's ❤️

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    In a love motel with the mother ?
     
  5. Hacalyhd

    Hacalyhd Well-Known Member

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    I assume
    2n + 2n = foreign
     
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    Silverasterisk [Wallflower] [Drive by poster]

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    So cancer instead?
     
  7. willuwontu

    willuwontu Well-Known Member

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    Wanna be orthogonal to me later, cause sin shows that you'received my one
     
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    wrong in a love hotel with his 2 mistress.......
     
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    Hacalyhd Well-Known Member

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    A math student walks into a copyshop for some photos.
    Employee: "9*13?"
    student: "117, why?"

    A math professor walks into a copyshop for some photos.
    Employee: "9*13?"
    Prof: "Solvable, why?"
     
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  10. Kemm

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    There are 10 kinds of people: those who know binary and those who don't.

    What's a complex child? One who has a real mother and an imaginary father.

    Two mathematicians are holding a discussion in a tavern. One of them says that peole know nothing about maths, while the other is convinced that everyone is prepared to solve about every problem they may encounter in their life. The one who says people know nothing goes to the restroom, so the other guy flags a blond waitress and says to her:
    "Could you do me a fovour? In a while I'm going to ask you something and you have to answer me 'one third of x cubed'."
    "A Rubik cube, or what?"
    "No, 'one third of x cubed'."
    "Nintendo Gamecube?"
    "No, say after me, 'one third of x cubed'."
    "One cell over news? It makes no sense!"
    "No, look, you're saying it wrong, it's 'one third of x cubed'."
    "One third of x cubed?"
    "Yes! That's it! Don't forget it, please!"
    So the waitress goes away while repeating under her breath "one third of x cubed, one third of x cubed" and then the other mathematician comes back.
    "Look, to prove me right, I'm going to ask anyone, let's see, that blonde waitress over there, and you'll see how will she answer us."
    "OK, call her."
    "Hey! Please, waitress!"
    "What do you want?"
    "Do you know what's the integral of x squared?"
    "Oh!... One third of x cubed... plus the integration constant."
     
  11. Dragon God

    Dragon God {King of Peasants} {Tanya's Husbando}

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    Nice Math pick up jokes.
     
  12. Dragon God

    Dragon God {King of Peasants} {Tanya's Husbando}

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    I get, but I don't get.

    What's the point that the waiter knows integration?
     
  13. Kemm

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    I don't know why I'm explaining a joke, but well; the main points are these:
    -Usually blond girls in jokes follow the dumb blond trope, and the start of the joke seems to point to that, only to be subverted.
    -The hypocrisy of the mathematician being foiled.


    A lawyer, a doctor and a mathematician are discussing if it's better to have a wife or a girlfriend. "A GF is better", says the lawyer, "since if it doesn't go well divorce is very cumbersome, while you can always dump a GF." "I disagree," says the doctor, "since marriage has been proven to help relieve stress and to be benificial for one's health." To that, the mathematician answers: "The better is clearly having both; that way, your wife thinks you are with your GF, your GF that you are with your wife, and in the meantime you can work in peace on your maths."
     
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    Agecaf Grand Archmathemagician

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    I once met a person at a maths competition who said
    "I am a normal person... I stand perpendicular to the floor after all"
     
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    chencking [Daolord Grammar Nazi]

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    But he does know how...he brought it down himself.

    I had a professor in high school who loved telling that joke. It never failed to make me laugh
     
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    ding dong! congrats!

    The right answer is everything that implied that the father bang the mother...
    other possible answer :
    inside the mother; on top of the mother, etc
     
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    no168_92 BrokenDoor|NeedsFixing|LackingFunds|DonorsWelcomed

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    That's only assuming that andy is fertilized at said moment, assume as in a mathematician, fertilization probability, you'll have to ask help from a bio/gyne help I guess.... nice joke BTW... XD
     
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    Neiri Well-Known Member

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    the integral of e raised to x is equal to the function of u times n. Prove.
     
  20. Dragon God

    Dragon God {King of Peasants} {Tanya's Husbando}

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    The integral of (e^x) = (e^x)
    ?
     
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