My Cookie!

Editted... orz

 

* starts insulting butterflies, poems and people who give dares containing both things *
* demands cookie as apology *
* Steals it while @KingOfMangonia is suprised *

 

*forces @platys51 to gamble, while betting the cookie*
*as I have no cookie to lose, after a certain streak of loss, I won the cookie*

 

*watches zone from afar*
*steals identity*
*gets zone framed for a crim*
*goes to zone's house*
*takes cookie*
my cookie now!

 

There is no police in the chaotic side of NUF.
*hunts down my imposter*
*steals the cookie*
My cookie now!

 

*puts on gas mask*
Now i look more like zone than zone does...
*steals identity again*
*gets zone arrested for identity theft*
*takes cookie again*

 

@OfficerV2.0 begs to disagree.

*tells the @OfficerV2.0 that the Mango locked his wife on the basement*
*see them arresting him due to his crimes*
*takes cookie in his absense*

Teehee, my cookie now~

 

i never locked her in the basement... she locked me in the basement.. and i'm still stuck in here...
*trains badgers to steal cookies*
*releases badgers*
*accidentally steals @Kawaii Cookie*
*puts them back*
*steals cookie from brasca*
my cookie nao :3

 

As I said, you can take my identity as many times as you want, but as long as NUF is chaotic and lawless, there is nobody who can-

...
*stalks a bit*
According to one of their first posts, even though they are not evil MC, they are an evil guy. Which means that they still can't catch me, as I only accept to be "caught" by good-willed people.

*trains golden eagles (I am not even joking, they exist as their scientific name are Aquila chrysaetos) to kill the badgers and steal the cookie*
*releases eagles*
*after getting a lot of worms, I finally got the cookie*
The cookie is mine!

 

*uses @Kawaii Cookie as a distraction*
*goes behind zone*
*takes the cookie*
my cookie nyao!

 

*tell him @Kawaii Cookie isn't kawaii*
*Mango-kun starts a heated debate to show how kawaii the @Kawaii Cookie is*
*steals cookie in the middle of his argument*
*agrees with him since everyone knows the @Kawaii Cookie is kawaii*

Teehee, my cookie now~

 

*goes to brasca*
*uses distract*
Come my bretheren! Together we will be able to escape the evil cookie eaters come! Come!
*runs away*
*gets on the nearest flight to cookie planet*
Quickly! Once we cross the border we will be home free!!!

 

[Irrelevant]
Bakes a batch shrimp flavoured peanut butter glucose filled chicken cookies
Allergies and Vegans go away.

 

You forgot about the raw tomato because more likely than not, you will drive away a lot of people

 

*is the pilot*
*makes airplane fall*
*steals cookie*
*uses parachute*

((Looks fun! Teehee~))

 

*uses jetpack and steals cookie*

Bai bai~
My cookie now~
*flies away*

 

*flies near Gonz-kun*
*tells him his jetpack is having a problem*
*watches as he panics trying to fix it*
*gets closer and helps him stabilize*
*takes away cookie while calming him down*
*goes away once he is safe again*

Teehee, my cookie now! \(^^)/

 

*Throws at you a harem member of a dense japanese MC*
*Throws at you a harem member of a loner korean MC*
*Throws at you a harem member of a hot-tempered chinese MC*
*Brings mobs which are going to comment about the upcoming fight*
*Brings popcorn, cola and 3D glasses*
*Finds a nice seat*
*Enjoys the show*

My cookie now!

 

*sends all MCs and their harems to hell*
*sees the huge crowd that bought popcorn complain that the show is over*
*points them towards Mali-kun, since he was the one that made the show*
*watches as he runs away from the crazy crowd*
*goes steal the cookie while he runs without paying attention to the surroundings*
*realizes he never stole the cookie*

Eh? Why did he say the cookie is his then...?

*skips away with the cookie*
*hums a cheerful tone*

 

*Realizes his mistake of never actually getting the Cookie!*
*Roars to heavens*
*Since Meng Hao has not sealed it yet, the heavens got angry and struck me by lightning*
*Strangely it did not hurt*
*Escapes the MCs*
*Finds out that the lightning gave him a curse, because of which MaliMi gained the class of A Rookie Arrogant Young Master*
*Roars to heavens again*
*Another lightning*
*Lets out an agonizing shriek*
*Finds out that he can use his powers as A Rookie Arrogant Young Master for his goal*
*Orders assassins and thieves to steal the cookie*
*After 9 unsuccessful attempts, MaliMi finally talked his grandpa into stealing it for him*
*Grandpa stole the cookie and gives it to MaliMi*
*MaliMi runs away with the cookie before the MCs find him*

My cookie now!