My X is stronger than yours

you are invisible? i'm invincible

 

I guess I'll try,
Truck-San kills all future protagonists

No invincibility, too generic

 

Transform any man into a beta

 

My deep-fryer is stronger than your potato, sending it into hell (where it becomes delicious delicious chips).

 

I shoot irresistible muffins from my eyes, you become too fat/diabetic to attack me.

 

I am illuminati.

 

My hand is stronger than your deep fryer, because it's my hand that decides if it's turned on or off!

 

I have a muffin button on my spaceship. Which is made of muffins.

 

Slaps*

 

Copy and made my power stronger!

 

My porn collection is stronger than your hand, because it will redirect where your hand goes!

 

I bet my right hand is a lot stronger than yours, considering how much "science" I had researched

 

My lighter is stronger than that~

Because after the lighter came, there is no more collection~

My lighter is stronger! It burnt your hand! >.<

 

*beep bepp beep*
so this is where my math radar is picking a 'X'
Joins*

My X is stronger than yours
X=mineral water

Spoiler: ....

was tempted to put love juice though

 

My thunderbolt is stronger than your water, because thunderbolt is super-effective against a squirtle!

 

My fiber optic cable is stronger than your thunderbolt, because it can transfer data at the speed of light!

 

(qidian) my copyright more powerful than you all/

 

My Hatsune Miko hologram is stronger than your cable! Because Fiber Optic can't produce something as amazing as Miko! \(^^)/

 

My spelling is stronger than your Miko, since it turns Miko into Miku~

 

*gasps* I knew there was a mistake somewhere!!! >.<

My anti-magic field is stronger than your spelling! Because you can't cast spells in it!