Everyone, your attention, please. Uhum. As you all know we are on the cusp of scientific breakthrough. Cold fusion is within our grasp, plasma shielding is already a proven concept and we even have a mathematically proven warp drive. It will not be long before we will leave the Earth and venture to the stars. Heretofor, today, all of you shall bear witness, that Ai chan, Goddess of Yuri and Devourer of Traps heartily claim the whole Trappist system. From this day forth, Ai chan has all the just rights and privilege of sovereignity over the entire Trappist system, from the sun to its farthest planet. Those who refuse to accept this proclamation will be subjected to a writ of habeas cojones delivered to their mother-in-law. Let it be known that from today onward, the Trappist system is property of the great Ai chan!
uuuuuuuu you are so fast! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* HAIL THE NEW OVERLORD OF TRAPPIST may you be bless and be a wonderful trap nya~
Well, we have a design that should / can reach ~10% the speed of light and carry about 8,000,000t -3000t fuel. So if you really wanted to go, it'll cost you about 3-4 trillion dollars and take about 400 years