Role Playing NUF Private Academy

Did you taste it before you put it in? A good chef always tastes what they're cooking!

 

Oh, I have a terrible sense of smell, so I'm no good with getting the taste of things properly, besides, I like pretty much anything so I'm a pretty terrible comparison...

I once had a poisoned tea which made grandpa puke, but I found it to be really tasty... So... I kinda gave up on taste testing my things? Teehee?

 

...I would ask how you haven't died yet if I didn't know that you can come back to life.

 

To not be able to taste because of your bad cooking. How shameful.

*Noms*

 

Hellspawn privileges! \(^^)/

Eeeeeh!? My cooking can't be that bad!!! >.<

I'm sure Elchie senpai liked the last one! She would definitely tell me that if someone hadn't poisoned her last time!

 

*Facepalms*

If you like somebody, wouldn't you do whatever it takes to make them happy? Try not to kill those people, okay? Or you will get another citation.

*Noms*

 

Eeeeeeh!? But Elchie senpai is already undead anyway, and killing people brings them to grandpa's place! It can't be that bad! I could head screens of joy when people died at the curses class last time!

 

Out of curiosity, has your hearing been damaged from cooking?

 

My hearing works perfectly well! I wouldn't be able to hear any plea for salvation otherwise, would I? I'm so happy they can consider my curses something that brings them salvation~

 

It's either that or she has perfected her crazy.

*Noms*

 

Somewhere in the Academy Rooftop...

*shiver*

...My intuition tells me that somebody is trying to kill me.

Hmph, how amusing! Me the Darkness General getting killed? Impossible!

Mwahahahaha!

*laughing while standing on top of the school highest part*

 

(why is the academy filled with chuunis?)

 

Found you Elchie senpai! *hugs*

I prepared a new food this time! I wished to hear your feedback last time, but someone apparently poisoned you... This time the food will definitely be amazing though! I fetched the best materials for it! I really really did!!!

You'll give me your opinion won't you Elchie senpai...? *looks with bright eyes and a begging face*

 

(Because Chuuniness is what makes the life fun! )

 

(We should rename it to Chuuni Academy)

 

*Look at the glowing white Radioactive Mate... uhh I mean "Food"*
*look at begging eyes*
*Look at "food"*
*Look at begging pleading eyes*
*Look at Radioactive Material*

...a good leader must answer the expectations of his subordinates! No need to hesitate!

I am Darkness General fear nothing! Even death! Here goes nothing!

*ate the food that could be The Last Supper for me*

.......................................

Later...
In a certain hospital near the Academy.

Nurse: "Doctor! We're losing the Patient!"

The nurse that accompanies the Doctor said with a pale look on her face.

Doctor: "Damnit! Lives! I will not let anyone died on my watch again!"

The Doctor said with a frustated look in his face. Yes, the Young Doctor was still inexperienced, the failure with the last patient that he had is still haunting him. For a moment, the face of the mourning family that he saw floated in his mind.

Doctor: "Damnit! I will not fail this time! Nurse! Stat!"
Nurse: "It's been 2 minutes since the heart stopped Doc!"
Doctor: "Uooo! Live! Clear!"

The Doctor used the defibrillator to try to restart the dying patient heart. But no matter how many times it was done it was futile...

Nurse: "It's no use... He's dead Doc..."
Doctor: "Ugh... damnit... DAMNNIT!!"

The Young Doctor struggle still continues...





Meanwhile in another ward.

Old Doctor: "Alright, Livingcorpse-kun today you will be discharged. Don't eat stuff like that again please. You're still young treasure your life more"

"Thank you Sensei"

I thanked the kind old doctor who treated me for the past few days. As I walked out of the hospital, I passed by a depressed looking Young Doctor and a Nurse that accompanies him.

"I wonder did he have a bad day?" I said while tilting my head.

"I hope that he will cheer up soon" I prayed in my mind.

As I exit the Hospital, I sense a gentle wind blowing me. After I woke up in the Hospital, though I can't remember why I was there in the first place, I feel like I was born anew. Now I feel like the world is beautiful. The Sun, The Sky, The Wind, The Lands, it was all beautiful.

I feel like an Evil has been removed somewhere in my heart.

"Now then... let's go back to School and finish all the Piled up works"

I said as I walk while feeling a gentle wind blowing my hair.

 

My condolences.

*Noms*

This is a big bag of potato chips.

 

So we now have an amnesiac student council president?

What could possibly go wrong?

 

*door opened*

Good morning everyone~

Oh my? Who brought this vulgar thing in the Student Council room?

*found a risque anime figures on the desk*

It's no good you know? This is an Academy we shouldn't bring stuff like this in the school. I'll find the owner later.

*put the figurines somewhere*

Do everyone want some tea? I just found this good herbal tea on the store that I usually frequent

*makes tea for everyone*

Also, I bought some cookies as well.

*take out cookies*

Oh my, looks like the work for the Student Council already pilled up.

*start diligently work on the Student Council's document*

 

*appear with a bag*
>.>
Is this the school I'm supposed to transfer to???
*try to find someone to ask*
*spots @LivingCorpse*
*start walking toward her*