Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get fried chicken
insert ddos

 

You get an error mesage

Insert my internet history (anonymously)

 

you get could flare
insert my love life

 

You get soap opera
Insert coffee

 

y o u g e t t e a r s
i n s e r t s c r a m b l e d a l p h a b e t

 

You get a ham

Insert button

 

You get button
Insert ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

You get self-destructed.
Insert potato.

 

you get βωα
insert potato

 

You get an annoying mom + 2 dumb sisters combo

Inserts my grief

 

You get crouching dinosaurs

Insert internal screaming

 

You get a Magikarp. >.>

Insert fluff. \o/

 

You get furry

Insert echo

 

You get air

Insert debts

 

u get ekko
insert Master Yi

 

You get used toilet paper

Insert poop

 

You get more debts.

Insert teddy bear.

 

You get confusion

Insert trolls

 

You get goblins

Insert link to NU

 

you get exploding phones

insert sean connery's boxers