Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get a spy drone

Insert a burning corpse

 

You get a cooked meat

Insert a pokemon

 

You get a rock

Insert salt

 

You get a melted snail

Insert sugar

 

You get crystals

Insert crowbar

 

you get a fan made sucky version half life 3

insert false hopes

 

you get someone's love life

insert an MC

 

you get plot armor

insert Excalibur's scabbard

 

you get a Brick!

insert a sock

 

You get Santa.

insert a chocolate cookie

 

I kinda love this NUF vending machine ♥

you get a strawberry cake
insert glasses

 

You get Conan.

insert 1£

 

you get half eaten pizza crust

insert pain and suffering

 

you get rape

insert love

 

you get an Error: 404 message

insert pikachu

 

You get a Raichu.

Insert a Margikarp.

 

You get boiled fish head soup

insert a pancake

 

you get a small fortune (cookie)

insert I, your father

 

You get a son

Insert Plot Armor

 

you get a harem!

insert coffee