Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get a month's worth of work without pay

insert death adder

 

you get the tempest!

insert koala bear

 

you get a giant unidentified space blob

insert bent spoon

 

You get a placard with the saying: "There is no spoon".

Insert a black kettle

 

you get a golden pot filled with cockroaches

insert broken AC

 

you get a shrivelled old grandma

insert a corpse

 

you get a lively tentacle monster

inserts a shriveled old grandma

 

you get cat

insert ball

 

you get a ring

insert sean connery's pajamas

 

You get a human sized teddy

insert a firefly

 

You get a fireball

Insert a rabbit

 

you get a pet tiger

insert bill gates' used towel

 

you get bill gates cleaned towel

insert a vending machine of randomness

 

You get primordial soup.

Inserts fried shrimp.

 

you get an ancient lobster

insert a now instinct carnivore's front tooth

 

You get a tamed pet

Insert an empty plate

 

you get a large bowl filled with steaming hot meat buns

Insert a nurse's uniform

 

you get a bandage

insert a cherry

 

you get a popped cherry
insert Lenny

 

You get a sad lenny

Insert melons