Non-Fic Share your childbirth drama here.

So... My imouto just admitted to the hospital since she got a pre-eclampsia.
Her protein urine came back as +++ (positive 3).
I had a suspicion that she might have a PE, since I observed the swelling on her feet several days ago and my fear was correct. Damn... I hate the fact I got a rather sharp doctor instinct even though I am a lazy one...

So...... I was kinda worried, since a PE might be progressed into worser condition that might endanger the mother and the child.

Also, her baby is kinda small for her gestational age. (I wonder why... I don't think my imouto is a picky eater). But since it was not that small..... Perhaps the baby will be okay......

Now that I thought about it...... If I am this worried about my imouto childbirth, then what about my own (currently nonexistent) wife? I might get the typical worried day syndrome.......

So that's my current condition, what about yours?
The only married guy that I know is @prongsjiisan

 

TBH the worst thing that happened when I was born was that I was born

 

I was born on an ambulance. Mother told me that I was only born there because the ER of the hospital my birth was suppose to take place exploded.

 

fall down and my knee got struck by broken glass, end up with centipede like scar
accident with car 10 years old - get near 5cm scar on back of my head, probably the main reason i acting someone with loose screw sometime

 

I don't think anyone actually read the question... As for my answer... Wait a couple of more years?

 

... what is PE? Premature Ejacula#$!^@%&?

 

Childbirth drama, not your brain fart

Mine is, seems like im a stubborn one. My mother got stuck in birthing room for 3 days before i come out... My parents want normal birthing at the time...

 

I got pulled out by C-section about a week or so earlier cuz my dad had to leave for war or something...He is still alive, so np. Just that I got weak lungs.

 

I was born i think 11 weeks early maybe more and my mum almost died having me (there is also a risk of losing me and my mother or just me). Luckily me and my mum both survived this ordeal. This is the only information that i can think of on top of my head. Oh there is also the fact that it was a C-section that brought me into this world.

The C-section was also an emergency one so yikes... Oh and i wish your imouto luck, i think my mum told me she has pre eclampsia as well but i don't know much about it part from that PE and other complications almost caused the death of me and my mother.

P.S: I was also really really small and light as a baby but my physical body developed fine in my period of growth for the most part.

 

The real question is though, is it yours?

 

My mom told me a heroic tale.
How she held me in for hours and hours, and waited till the second after leap year, to give birth to me on march 1st instead.
All so that I could have a birthday every year instead of 1 every 4.

Only to grow up and get older to realize that leap years was not on the year I was born.

 

P**is Enl*rg*m*nt

 

My mother gave birth to twins.
She wud only eat fruits,milk and water within those nine months.

Then my brothers were born; a genuine poop and my shitty brother.
I always call him buttman.

 

This question is so wrong on so many levels... That's exactly why I follow you​

 

I was born in most prosperous kingdom as the son of hero and saint in duke household family. Born beautiful, smart, talented, and have massive magic power with the blessing of the goddesses.
The tragedies is that none of all above is happen to me.

.....please forgive me or delete this post if u didn't like it
I am only a normal person with bland life since birth with no father and rn live in debt, well that itself can be counted as tragedy I think.

 

This bird's oneesan's first-born was born during the flood season and this idiot got panicky in the rush to get there. As such, the car nearly got swept away by the water, but momentum carried the car to the other side of the crossing before any real danger. So don't panic, trust in modern medicine.

 

I refused to come out, no matter how my mom pushed. They had to do an emergency cesarean C-Section. When I came out I had bump in my forehead that and my dad could place his index finger in side it across my forehead. I got told latter on that it did some brain damage to me, making me have bad physical coordination and motor skills. I sucked at sports. I also got told that I figit and have nervous disposition because of my traumatic birth.

 

is there even a child who was born without being covered in blood?

 

When my mother gave birth to me, my skin was purple because my umbilical cord just decided to wrap around my neck and strangle me to die and stop me from having a shitty life.
Unfortunately, I was born alive, and grew up being suicidal, obsessed with the thought of hanging myself. Is this dramatic enough? Lol

 

12 hours before my little sister was born, my father passed away...