Non-Fic Share your childbirth drama here.

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  1. Falhrus

    Falhrus Avoiding enemies is hard work y'know?

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    I didn't really have a childbirth drama.
    He already said Pre-Eclampsia, I believe.
     
  2. dhark801

    dhark801 [Malicious Malificarcium] [Dark Mistletoe]

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    When i was a little kid, i tried to catch a little chick. But the mother hen came to the rescue and i got pecked on my face. I tell you that was the most traumatizing thing that happened to me. Not even the big ass mahogany tree that almost fell on our house came close to it.
     
  3. Goldsaif

    Goldsaif sect patriarch for the sect of primordial lurkers

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    I was born in a prison
     
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    Agecaf Grand Archmathemagician

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    Not mine, but my dad's. So my grandpa was a doctor and was doing the social service in the middle of nowhere with my grandma when they have their first child (my dad). They go to the only "proper" doctor around to have it... but he was drunk. So my grandpa calls a friend who's also doing the social service nearby and they both receive my father instead.

    My dad was named after my grandpa and his second name was the other dude's name. My name was chosen as my father's second name, so I'm called after that one guy who helped my grandpa in the middle of nowhere.
     
  5. prongsjiisan

    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    Luckily all of my wive have normal childbirth, but still first pregnancy is scary.

    My imouto got caesar treatment.. And comma for 3 days.. And she can't have another child for 4 years
     
  6. mio

    mio just me

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    doctor was careless, almost killed my mom, but everything turned out okay...
     
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    i broke my arm when i was 5 me and my parents did not notice till a week later when i could not carry the halloween bag
     
  8. Mr.Bush

    Mr.Bush 《First President》《Time traveller》《Hidden Pervert 》

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  9. kelkel1133

    kelkel1133 Well-known Devil

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    I was almost crushed to death by an electric post when I'm 2-3 yrs old
     
  10. fuzor100

    fuzor100 Standby mode...

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    I was born in my grandma house. They didn't manage to rush my mother to a hospital.
     
  11. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow > dev/null

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    When I was born, the earth spins around to celebrate it.
     
  12. Seigin

    Seigin [Lolicon][GenderBender Banzai!]

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    IMG_20170923_152835.jpg 10/10 good shit.
     
  13. Foxil

    Foxil Well-Known Member

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    :blobsmilehappyeyes::blobsmilehappyeyes::blobsmilehappyeyes:
    The cause of PE is currently unknown however many hypothesis that it may be connected to placental insufficiency resulting in intrauterine growth restriction (pathological) or the baby may just be a small for gestational age (which can be normal however the baby may need hypoglycaemic monitoring if he/she is low birth weight). Of course, I am not a doctor and this is just from what I know about PE. I hope your sister and her baby is well.:blobsmilehappyeyes:
     
  14. drealicious

    drealicious Macho man's wifey

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    When my sis was giving birth, the doctor said that the baby was too big and should do it in cesarean. My sis heard this and insist on not doing the c section as she only have enough money prepared for a normal birth.

    I really admired her that time. Its the epitome of budgeting!
     
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  15. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    One of the most hateful patient in labor is one that was adamant in giving birth normally then when everything was prepped and she experienced the painful contraction, scream her lungs out wanting for c-sec. Or so my sis says.
     
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  16. Black Heart

    Black Heart A Perfectly Normal Individual

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    My birth was generic
     
  17. Mordreth

    Mordreth Well-Known Member

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    I was born. Drama ensues.
     
  18. NZPIEFACE

    NZPIEFACE Leecher

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    You need a fiancee for that.
    Which would require you to have a girlfriend first.

    It's a chain upgrade, which makes you start over if you fuck up somewhere.
    I don't see you getting there any time soon.
     
  19. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Just how? The day of your actual birth would mean at least the mother would be there to give birth, but from what I understood by that image... how?
     
  20. kelkel1133

    kelkel1133 Well-known Devil

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    Is your sis a korean?