Stress Release

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by shin chan, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. shin chan

    shin chan Well-Known Member

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    With hard times on us due to the war between you know who's name shall not be spoken and ww.
    I would ask everyone to lighten the mood on nuf by sharing their most funniest moments in life.
    In the end a poll would be added to crown the best of them
     
  2. DesuDiem

    DesuDiem Surviving College

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    Wank. Sharpen the sword. Whip the monkey. Find your own euphemism for that.
     
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  3. shin chan

    shin chan Well-Known Member

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    Sorry for such a long post or if you find it a waste of time
     
  4. Aizael

    Aizael Well-Known Member

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    Plz kind sir, do explain what all this mean :cookie:
     
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  5. Estarossa

    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》°Resurrected Ghoul°

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    Do the opposite of King Arthur and put your sword into a stone.
     
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  6. Dravileo

    Dravileo Imofever never end

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    One day,
    Tilt your head to the left
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  7. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Funniest moment in my life? Hahaha! That would be my entire life!

    That because my entire life is a joke...
     
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  8. shin chan

    shin chan Well-Known Member

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    That's why I didn't ask someone's life story but only the best part of it
    Because let's face it nobody likes a long joke until and unless if it is of legendary or higher lvl
     
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  9. koddychi

    koddychi [RPG slayer] [Great Sage] [Dao of Cuteness]

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    1 moment bro, long jokes lose their meaning

    When i saw darth saying "I am your father"
    And on the same day i heard a girl saying to a guy "i am not a girl"
     
  10. SoulZer0

    SoulZer0 Heaven Refining

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    I beat my litter brother until he throws up white blood for fun.
     
  11. KIZUKI

    KIZUKI 〈Shem's Minion〉《Fish licker》

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    Yesterday, it was raining alot and didn't notice...... THE DAMN CANAL I FELL THROUGH!!
     
  12. jersanxx1

    jersanxx1 『Lost Toy』『Mostly Lurking』

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    Hmm.... if it is the funniest moment of my life.... that would be my childhood. I still think how the heck I survive on those days,
    One time, when we're logging some wood, the axe handle broke trying to hack the piece of log, the axe metal along with the broken wood in it flew past me just inches beside my head.
    The other time, A lightning struck(it was raining that time) a tree just 2 meters apart from me. Afterwards, I was hospitalized for 4 days, then got out.... though it took toll on my body(but fully recovered months later).
    Lastly, on how many times a stray bullet nearly claimed my life in New Years Day, guess some assholes wants to be badass....

    Remembering it again made me think how the grim reaper hates my soul and wants to keep me on living. I'm laughing 'bout it again, heh.
     
  13. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    me, cat, dog and mouse~
    I leave da rest to your imagination~
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  14. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    You mean something like when my little brother told me to get the Newspaper near me then he pat my head then told me "Good boy" like he would talk to a dog? Or when my classmates draw a penis on my work book which made me got scolded by the teacher that evening? Or maybe that time that I got too excited playing tag I accidentally hugged a classmate then we got teased for entire year then in the end that classmate never talked to me until I graduated?
     
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  15. koddychi

    koddychi [RPG slayer] [Great Sage] [Dao of Cuteness]

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    Just like that!
    This single moment you cant foget. If you select your whole life how can you remember the little details?
     
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    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    That's because I love bad jokes.
     
  17. shin chan

    shin chan Well-Known Member

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    So, the soul missed by the grim reaper was hiding in nuf all the time.
    Sigh....
    You maybe the toughest one the reaper has encountered in eons
     
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  18. koddychi

    koddychi [RPG slayer] [Great Sage] [Dao of Cuteness]

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    Beware, Satan lurks in NUF
     
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  19. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    @God is dead so no problem~
     
  20. Kylarin

    Kylarin Prinny

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    It's kind of interesting how good and bad memories stick with me that I find funny in retrospect, but memories of things I found funny in the moment are kind of hard to recall, even tho I know there's been a ton of goofs and laughs in my past.

    ANYWAY... Guess the funniest part of my life I can think of right now is when on our graduation trip with the school we slept on a small couch (only big enough for 1) with 3 people because we all snuck into a friends room in the hotel to get drunk, then another one came 'cause she said one of the gross, weird guys is sleeping on her bed, blackout drunk and she'll never touch that bed again + we had to mission impossible style sneak past patrols to get back into our own rooms the next morning so we didn't get yelled at, holding in giggles. xD
    The more I recall the more I remember just how weird that trip was... dunno if that's funny to anyone else tho. :blobmelt: