The Art Of Pregnant Speech

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  1. Deleted member 41274

    Deleted member 41274 Guest

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    Having issues getting to the point is akin to having issues getting laid. At this rate I won't which is fine and doesn't matter. What counts is how important is it to phrase one's wish in one impressive short sentence instead of an essay to your crush.

    Gimme your booty!
     
    Deleted member 41274, Sep 22, 2017
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  2. Cite

    Cite 『Procrastinator』

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    Ummm kay?
     
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  3. Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal

    Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal 「ZA ROYAL ROASTER」「ZEE KOUHAI」

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    Huh...
    Is this what they call manliness today? Romance? Both?
     
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  4. Zalpha

    Zalpha Well-Known Member

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    To long winded, didn't read. :p lol - JK
    You made your point in the first sentance.
     
    Zalpha, Sep 22, 2017
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    So you give consent? Come into my van then.

    Yes
     
    Deleted member 41274, Sep 22, 2017
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    Ignus Philosopher of Flames

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    I've always had a similar problem communicating even with my long time girlfriend.
    How you say something is more important than what you actually say.
     
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    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    What if you get paid for speaking more, rather than less? :hmm:
     
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    Cite 『Procrastinator』

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    YESS IM COMMINGGGGG
     
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    Guradu Gilgida 【Gentleman】【Tembikar Demon】

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    "I love you."
    Or
    "Fuck me!"
     
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    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    what if you get paid for being sad rather then being happy desu~

    :hmm:
     
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    No need to talk...
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    An no offense:x) xD
     
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    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    the more poetic way of saying that is this desu~

    woman make children now desu!
     
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    As an entertainer or host it would be good if you said more than just

    Leroyyyy jenkinss
     
    Deleted member 41274, Sep 22, 2017
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  14. Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal

    Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal 「ZA ROYAL ROASTER」「ZEE KOUHAI」

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    Huh...
    So does that mean that four-word sentences are not supposed to work?
     
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    arrogantyoungmaster 20 Nuf = 1 face slap to make your day better

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    love you too as my brother ( can t remember how much sisters i have )
     
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  16. Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal

    Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal 「ZA ROYAL ROASTER」「ZEE KOUHAI」

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    Shout it while going for the booty.
    Instant mood-kill.
     
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    Hm, then try "Let's make a baby!"
     
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    ShimizuA the best teacher is Life.

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    Make me a father, and I will make you to a mother
     
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    I'm pregnant...
     
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  20. Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal

    Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal 「ZA ROYAL ROASTER」「ZEE KOUHAI」

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    Then she says, "I may be a mother, but you won't be father."
     
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