The Bank of Kittens (Reception Desk)

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  1. villain

    villain [DCLXVI's] [cat-loving evil mastermind]

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    Update to all Bank of Kittens Clients:
    As of today, the Bank has officially transitioned to using DM/PMs instead of a google spreadsheet for keeping track of your balance. This change was made because Management has determined that Bank is better able to keep accurate track of your balance if you have an official receipt in a single location for every transaction that you make.

    If you did not previously have a Conversation Thread on the subject of your kittens balance, you should have received one.

    If there were any accounting errors, you should let the Bank know immediately!​
     
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  2. villain

    villain [DCLXVI's] [cat-loving evil mastermind]

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    Notice: The Bank of Kittens is Hiring Financial Consultants!

    Do you have any good ideas on how make more nuffies?

    Presently, both the Bank of Kittens and the Casino operates on a negative margin.
    In other words, we lose much more money than we gain.
    In fact, the Casino's only source of revenue is from the combined posts of _______'s multiple clones.

    In order for the Casino to offer fun games, the Casino must be able to offer larger prizes in the future.
    However, frankly speaking, _____ doesn't have that much money at all....

    If you pride yourself in your ability to come up with a system that will help increase Casino funds, we are interested in you!
    Consultants with excellent ideas will be offered a permanent job at the Bank of Kittens!​
     
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  3. Abox

    Abox ☆Havek's Lil' Kitten☆ {Rea's Slave} |Bielt's Wife|

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    Can I buy 9 cats...

    Hey wait since I'm technically a cat girl, can I sell myself?
     
  4. villain

    villain [DCLXVI's] [cat-loving evil mastermind]

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    Of course! Please make a payment of $89 nuffies out to @villain!

    You need to find a buyer!! >w< If you can find a buyer, we'll gladly take all the profits from the transaction! x3
     
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  5. Abox

    Abox ☆Havek's Lil' Kitten☆ {Rea's Slave} |Bielt's Wife|

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    Hey wait what... well I don't really need money...?
     
  6. villain

    villain [DCLXVI's] [cat-loving evil mastermind]

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    orz ...I didn't actually expect that you'd go sell yourself!

    Well, for your efforts, your payment is an 11 kitten bonus commission! Combined with your previous purchase, you current total balance is 20 kittens!

    We thank you for your patronage at the Bank of Kittens!
     
  7. Abox

    Abox ☆Havek's Lil' Kitten☆ {Rea's Slave} |Bielt's Wife|

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    Thanks!
     
  8. Lady Luck

    Lady Luck (˘❥˘)

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    @brasca123 how can you liked this without presenting a solution

    Clearly the answer is to go to the roleplaying games sub forum
    Both me and brasca can testify :v
     
  9. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Not quite, that's actually a pretty bad method, as you need to stay a lot of time in it to get the money Lucky-chan... Even if it does give you the necessary amount.

    The best idea is to become active in spoilers/I'm looking for/LCD threads, those can be somewhat active and give 25nu£/post.
     
  10. Lovely

    Lovely 『Valentines Terror!』『Cherished Kitty』『Rika's Twin』

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    we can try to steal tony!
     
  11. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    \(^^)/

    Let's steal Tony-chan! We'll demand ransom from the bank to get her back!