Discussion The cringiest summary

I vote for Swallowed Star:

Year 2056, in a city in the Yuan Jiang Su Jin area. On top of a ruined, shattered six story residential apartment sits a teenager wearing a combat vest, militaristic trousers, and alloyed battle boots. On his back is a hexagonal shield and equipped is a blood-shadow battle knife. He sits there silently on the edge of the roof. At this time, the sparkling sky was shining and there was a refreshing breath within the air that blew towards him. However, there was only silence within the ruined, deserted city, with an occasional howl that makes your heart skip a beat.​

I don't see how author got away with it, e.g.

• blood-shadow battle knife
• sits on the edge of the roof

 

invisible dragon:

Author’s Synopsis;

Everyone, I have finally decided to write~

Please read a lot~

The story’s about the strongest dragon the invisible dragon moving to the other world… hehehe

If you’re curious, just read~

Translator’s Synopsis:

An invisible dragon kills everything.

EVERYTHING.​

also the old absolute choice Synopsis something about him either trying to kill demon god or kissing kali a million time

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Spirit Realm:
Thirty thousand years ago, the Heaven Fighting Race who called themselves “Gods” invaded the Spirit Realm. Hundreds of races rose up in resistance, but ultimately suffered a crushing defeat. The Human Race was the first to concede, and the rest of the Hundred Races soon followed in succession.

During the subsequent ten thousand years, all of the races were enslaved by the Heaven Fighting Race. They were cruelly treated, and lived beneath the shadow of terror.

The Heaven Fighting Race’s march of conquest did not stop there. With the Spirit Realm as the starting point, they invaded other secret dimensions, and spread war to all corners of existence. After greatly exhausting their combat strength, they were finally defeated by the Hundred Races who took advantage of this opportunity. With no other choice, they fled to the starry skies outside the realm.

Thirty thousand years later, in an era where the Heaven Fighting Race has already faded to become ancient legend, an amnesiac youth possessing the Heaven Fighting Race’s bloodline is being fostered in an insignificant household. Whilst struggling to live on, he silently awaits the day of the bloodline’s awakening.

 

This is one cute translator. Lol!

 

I once edited a summary. Don't remember the name. It was so bad that I just left the editing in half. The half edited version made a lot more sense tho.

 

It's not the author who got away with it but the translator I think lol.

 

This is the original synopsis of Beast Piercing the Heavens

Synopsis:
1. Anyone who has a heart disease... Please, don’t read any further.
2. Anyone who is emotionally fragile... Please, don’t read any further.
3. Anyone who is less intelligent... Please, don’t read any further.
4. Anyone who is reading other xianxia novels... Please, don’t read any further. After reading ‘Beast Piercing The Heavens’, you’ll find that other novels are an insult to your intelligence.
Only for those who believe in this novel, and are willing to give up the entire forest for this single tree... Please, read it!

Conclusion:
1. A lot of foreshadowing and suspense.
2. Full of logic and reasoning.
3. A lot of innovative writing skills.
4. The plot is of high quality.
5. Master Sun’s Art of War has been utilized in combat.
6. The cultivation and weapons are described in concise phrases, to enhance readability.
7. The protagonist is vivid and substantial. He distinguishes himself from the masses with his chivalrous disposition, while his personality is a mixture of lofty heroism and an endless romantic.

 

you guys haven't seen the worst from Noc syosetu. this is R18. under 18 bug off before you get nightmare.

Spoiler

I was reincarnated to another world and use magic to do as I please!

I rape my 8 years old sister and make her my meat toilet!

I make my young mother pregnant with my younger sister!

I was having a sex with my obedient maid every day!

I ejaculate a semen and feed it to the newborn daughter with the pretext it was a milk!

I use my younger sister anus to mastubrate anywhere!

I kidnap a little girl and make her as my sex toilet!

I punished an arrogant big breasted loli with rough sex!

I rape a girl in various place!

I tamed an elf girl and make her addicted to sex!

I was copulating with the long ears girl peacefully!

I brainwashing my classmate and have a big orgy!

I deceive a blind princess and make her immersed in sex!

I make my daughter became pregnant with my grandchild happily!

I change the person sex and deflower her!

I destroy a girl with 2nd sex!

I make an angel cum until she became fallen!

I didn’t distinct sex!

I change my sex and have sex with myself!

The raise of the funny story!

 

So it was true what the synopsis said?

 

What?

 

Guess who?
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Do not judge others in ignorance within my presence.

Those who think to harm someone should be ready to be harmed.

Those who are open and respectful shall receive my kindness and respect.

Those who plot against me are seeking their own death.

This is true, for I am death… I am Lin Feng.

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It would have been good if the novel lived up to its synopsis. But..........................................

 

What was that story rated on that site? Based on the description alone, the writing must be terrible.

 

*blue screen*

 

Its not cringy. Its ironic. Because none of that actually happened.

 

Hell no, all i got is cancer

 

This author has some serious issues

 

wtf i just read

 

Hm.. why am i mildly interested... GIMME DA LINK!!!!

 

Title, gimme, naw!... It's for research! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Edit: @Punllarena might be interested in taking this as a new project.