Sure enough then you also envy the other pillow that Medea envy. I rather be the lazy king and have people serve me carry me around feed me and just sleep all say <3
pfft, lazy king? how can he be so active yet still be called lazy? i practically embody laziness. why cant i have cool ice powers then?
sir, i will have you know i have not sinned a day in my life. i am like pure white silk, free from such things. Wait. . . maybe that is why! i dont have enough sin! im too pure!
And have Lorna doing lustful acts with you without you noticing? No, no. I rather stay as a pillow, or a bolster/dakimakura is fine too. Imagines myself as a 7-meter long dakimakura. Heheh... I can have 7 people cling onto me and still have enough room for more!
says the god of time who can sleep for eternity and never need to lift a finger? how about we trade jobs? i wanna be a god of time too.
You sure? You may have ugly/muscular/smelly guys hugging you naked while asleep you know? And they may drop their white...milkshake on you, if you know what I mean. Plus drool. That's going to be on you 100% sure. Pray that they don't suffer from incontinence.....
... Uhh... Hoho. Pillow? what are you talking about? I don't want to be a pillow. Who said I wanted to become one? Hohoho...
Ah! You lie! that is cool~ I can't do that, I'm a god yanno~ I can't go giving my job to someone else all willynilly
would you do it for, say, . . . cupcakes? fufu, can you resist that temptation? c'mon, give me your godly status and you can have all~ the cupcakes you want~