The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

Discussion in 'Community Creations' started by alexfilia, Jun 6, 2017.

  1. LaDyViL

    LaDyViL New Member Staff Member

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    LOL Such honor.........I won't get secretly stabbed by Luo BingHe now, would I?
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    ....Aren't you a poring?
     
  3. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    Poring?
     
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  4. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Okay. So you're not a poring (jelly creature) from ragnarok online. Are you a living meat bun, then?
     
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  5. scriptor

    scriptor 『Sigilmaster』 『Immortal Sage』

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    This is a poring:

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  6. kiara8

    kiara8 Lurking

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    Half Prince's Meat Bun?
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    Mistaken identity, lol
     
  7. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    O MY GAWD ITS SO CUUUUUUUTE:eek::X3: also i am most definetly a MEATBUN
     
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  8. scriptor

    scriptor 『Sigilmaster』 『Immortal Sage』

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    If you've played Ragnarok Online, you know these are squishy forms of EXP while you're a Novice. You keep poking them with your puny dagger until they explode into jelly chunks. *laughs evilly*
     
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  9. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    :cry: Y-Y-YOU EVIL PEOPLE HOW COULD YOU ITS SO ADORABLE WHY KILL IT
     
  10. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Because nooblets can't kill anything else. :cry: I collect plushies of them.
     
  11. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    I SHALL JOIN YOU IN ARMS BROTHER/SISTER I SHALL COLLECT THEM ALL AND KEEP THEM SAFE FAR AWAY FROM @scriptor THE MONSTER
     
  12. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    I can honestly say I have never killed a poring before.

    Uglier monsters, yes, but never the cuteness that is poring.
     
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  13. scriptor

    scriptor 『Sigilmaster』 『Immortal Sage』

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    LOL.

    This is the other critter you can kill as a noob Novice:

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    There is always the option to capture a monster as a pet though. In the novice tutorial, you can adopt a poring. ^^

    If you're SUPER lucky, you can even nab one of these fluffy Lunatics. (no joke, that's what these white bunnies are called)
     
  14. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    WHY CAN YOU KILL SUCH ADORABLE THINGS
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Because the unicorn is a thing of terror, glory and bloodlust. Just ask the medieval bards.
     
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    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    Aaaaaaaand you lost me lol
     
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  17. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    I've read up on more than a few weird books that say unicorns will kill anyone who approaches them that isn't a virgin.
     
  18. scriptor

    scriptor 『Sigilmaster』 『Immortal Sage』

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    Welcome to the world of RPGs lol. There is nothing you cannot do for EXP or money.

    Yup. Medieval unicorns are said to have horns like lances and poke/dice their opponents.

    Of course, I'm a chubby unicorn and therefore can poke or body slam at most. XDDD
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    /cough/ Bullshiiiit, that horn is plenty sharp and certainly long enough (possibly dirk or small dagger length?) to hit the intestines, liver or other internal organs if you run at some hapless pervert at just the right angle.
     
  20. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    :) well this works for me im a virgin :ROFLMAO: why did i say that