The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

/waters and fertilises the evil flourishes

I hope you'll find your soulmate, Enlai.....who also loves your castrating-fu very much.

So much ships going on here, can Gav give us excerpts of Qing Jing X Bai Zhan doujins?

Spoiler: LiuQingge's first doujin

This plot is for you, G.

Liu Qingge accidentally read it because the cover book look like any other normal scholar-related subjects?

The doujin is written in such a roundabout(?) way, he didn't realize it's about him being eaten until the penetration happens.

He can't get rid of it because of two reasons:
>The book is infused with an ingenious array which prevents the reader* from closing it unless it's been read AND memorized fully by the reader, word by word.
*The array is activated only when Liu Qingge touches it, it is but a normal doujin to others. Why? You ask? Because Shen Qingqiu, during his sleepless night, suddenly thought of an evil plan...
>Any attempts to tear, throw, burn, eradicate, expunge, obliterate, zap, nuke, blast, etc is useless as the book is indestructible. courtesy of Shen Qingqiu, requested by the fujoshi fanclub so their doujins will be safe even when faced with natural disasters

So, baffled as he is, poor Liu couldn't stop even if he wants to.

After, he'll get so red he wouldn't dare to lock eyes with Shen Qingqiu for days(or maybe more), for his ego had shattered, his mental virginity defiled and raped, traumatized, because of the graphically detailed description of Shen Qingqiu's blazing hot mass plunging through his flower back and forth till it's filled had firmly imprinted in his memory he instinctively hides behind the peak lord's back for safety(?)

 

Huehuehue kudos to the sect's fujoshis for requesting the doujins to be indestructible & this secret of how G kept LiuQ away... *evil giggles*

 

What the hell.

What.
The.
Hell.

 

MY MIND IS GOING ON CIRCLES WATCHING THIS.(@_@)
*Ding!* You have gained a follower by brainwashing.

Let the Face-smacking begins.

Burn baby BURN

i admire you.

Give up, woman.

*Munches cookies*
*Watches while sitting comfortably in a gamers seat*

Whoop those asses!

 

Who is here, raise a hand, tentacle, paw or perk an ear?

 

MAY THE EVIL, FLOURISHES.

Yayy!~~~~
*Quest to shock Gav, completed*

 

*raises flowering branch with an innocent look*

 

*raises two Ponni*

 

I, your child, is here. *raises sticky hands because, children*

 

I have many children!
/wipes your sticky hands with wet cloth.

 

*raises paw
Finally managed to go online after 5 hours of globe signal's disappearing act in our area.

*leaves a plate of potato wedges and burger steaks...

 

Iz still lurking~

 

Change to smart!! Burn the globe towers!!!

BURN!!

 

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ATDSVT- A Tale of Green Tea (Bitches)
***
Naturally, it would be easier to get Wanyong's help if she wasn't married to his brother, right?

So the engagement and marriage to his halfbrother, Yanfeng,was moved to her cousin, Yanxia.

It was a difficult task to get anywhere within a mile of Wanyong. For one, his peak lord had apparently constantly sent him on trips. For another, his peak lord refused to let them enter Qing Jing Peak. For a third, even when his peak lord was out slaying demons with the war hero Liu Qingge, Wanyong's fellow senior disciples didn't want Meiyan or the Chen family visitors anywhere near their peak either.

With the sheer number of arrays and formations and death traps around Qing Jing, anyone not brought by a Cang Qiong member faced death. And even if they got to the foot of Qing Jing peak, don't even think about entering unless a disciple lets you in.

At long last, she and his halfsiblings and cousins finally managed to track Wanyong down while he was on a trip with other members of Cang Qiong Sect.

Naturally, her clan was embattled and even the Chen family was equally harassed, so they had very good reason to put their best foot forward.

Unfortunately for Meiyan's peace of mind, her first sight of her erstwhile fiance was of him seated comfortably in a private room at a fine restaurant, with women all around. Beautiful women.

 

lol...i would have love to see Liu Qingge's face as he was reading that... His expressions would have been enjoyable for sure!

 

I use globe. Stop jinxing me.

 

sadly, smart internet in my current location only works during the wee hours of the morning...

 

What is smart internet and what is globe?

 

Cellphone networks in the Philippines.

 

Ah