The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

Sooo....

Beautifullllll~~~~
...
...
ahem

 

Aww i feel so bad for lbh

 

Aaahhh..........
The sweet, sweet, SWEET smell of Gav updating fanfics on NUF.......


But I don't regret one bit.
You should die in place of Shizun, LuoB-ge.
I want to hug G so bad

Savour the sweet before it's gone.
After, you'll only taste bitterness of angst.

Me love it.

*Shakes innocent kitteh in the air*
Are we in for more DESPAIR?

 

*Cracks up EVIL laughter*

 

.....Why are you shaking @heartantares ?
/holds out G for hug
You can hug G. We all know he needs it.

 

Oh my god, this is what I have returned to.
I'm sorry LB, you screwed up, so bad.
You showed G a fate worse than death so G decided to die.
As for before that I rofl so hard at the rise of danmei literature. Go forth and multiply fujoshi!

 

This is an accurate assessment.

 

MORE DRAGONS:

 

STILL MORE DRAGONS:

 

good god I always forget my dragcave account... i'm sorry bbs

but

ARE WE IN FOR MORE DESPAIR??

 

...I dunno?

 

This was when you were supposed to answer "I have plans!" But give no details about the plan whatsoever.

 

i highly recommend this for a... perspective
http://claricechiarasorcha.tumblr.com/post/161448939237/ryntaia-sirikenobi167-unforth-ninawaters

 

....but that's not why I said I dunno.
It's because the next part I'm writing, I do not know if it qualifies for angst or faceslapping.

 

But you do have plans Gav. Lots of random drafts.

 

Well, yes, but that's not what she was asking, was it? :3

 

so it's angsty faceslapping... augh
I think I'll just... sit over here... and say my prayers... ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴

 

G is the sweetest meatbun delicacy ever made..........?
What's that? Can it be eaten?

*Offers prayers, danmei flourishes*

I ROLLED LIKE A SUSHI ROLL

Angst faceslapping...... with heartwrenching conflict?!!

 

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ATDSVT
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The problem with fame is that there will always be an imbecile trying to challenge, unseat or destroy anyone who displays unusual excellence. In the military, this led to duels and scheming to sabotage other officers by hook, by crook or by underhanded dealings in order to reach a goal, conquer a territory, or ride on someone's coat-tails before betraying them to take the credit and status.

In the political world of the court, this meant black belly scheming ranging from abortion, fratricide, matricide, parricide, murder of one's own uncles, aunts or cousins, to poisoning one's rivals, to poisoning one's competitors for a rich, powerful and valuable spouse. It meant stealing someone's faction right out from under them while earning the favor of one's superiors and particularly the emperor. It meant assassinations, torture,seduction and other such things hidden under a veneer of white lotus purity. (Which was why Aoguang hated politics and politicians.)

In the world of the scholar officials, this could mean cheating and sabotage.

In the competition to enter a fine, outstanding politically powerful man's house for a certain kind of scheming woman, this meant anything from abortions to seduction to drugs, to setting up situations to force a marriage and even hiring people to remove the obstacle permanently.

In the world of the Jianghu, this meant assassination, theft, invasion of territory and inter-sect rivalry and competition. Raiding for resources, so as to speak.
Sadly, this was a cnovel world, even if certain people had no idea of this concept. And in cnovel worlds, imbeciles were very plentiful indeed.

Mang Aoxing, Ao Jiang, Mu Gang, Wu Guen and Qiang Xin were all inner sect disciples of Purple Cloud-Chasing Peak Sect. Their sect master was Master Xiao Qiang, who was quite reknowned in their home province's Jianghu, and they had resolved to try their luck with an attempted raid on Qing Jing Peak.

Because of the Qing Jing Peak lord's generosity and skill in healing becoming well known, as did the rising in skills, potential and attractiveness of the Qing Jing outer sect disciples, it was postulated that the man had some kind of rare items and resources for boosting cultivation- among other things. Naturally, there were many fools in the Jianghu who went after the resources... and the man and his students in question, who had gained a reputation for being extremely and utterly bewitching, exceptionally dazzling!

Unfortunately the man in question was rumored to be utterly besotted with the Cang Qiong sect master, Yue Qingyuan, to the point that he competed constantly with the equally utterly bewitching and exceptionally dazzling peak lord of Bai Zhan Peak, Liu Qingge for their mutual sect master's attention.(edited)
In short, all the seduction attempts thus far, from both mortals and immortal cultivators had failed. If anything, the flower thieves who specialized in stealing cultivations from other people to fuel their own though perversions of the practitioner-pair cultivation process had failed even worse than obvious seduction attempts, given the sheer number of truly vicious defenses that were laid around Qing Jing Peak. In addition, there was the infamous and terrifying Huang Enlai, known to explode people's pelvises and reproductive organs.

Fools who tried to drug Qing Jing people also did not fare well. For one, anyone foolish enough to try to drug the peak lord in order to sneak into his rooms and seduce him soon found themselves married to an outer sect disciple.

Since the sweet methods of seduction didn't work, some people had resolved to try brute force.

Right now, Mang Aoxing was regretting everything.Regretting so much. Regretting his entire life!