Discussion Want your waifu to get lifu? Pray to Aphrodite!!

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  1. AIm21

    AIm21 Well-Known Member

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    I know that hardcore weebs and otaku across the realm is searching for the method to grant lifu to their waifu no matter the cost, from expensive V.R. headset to A.I that could cost billions and end the world or a box with a Anime girl trapped in it to a naughty anime girl pillow that is like a sex doll shared by millions. But since the start of this quest their has been nothing, but failures and tears made by the scorn from normies.

    Here I offer a tale that give hope to turning a waifu to lifu, as one person did manage to succeed in his quest of turning his waifu to lifu by praying to the Goddess of Love Aphrodite!!

    I present you the tale of Pygmalion and Galatea.

     
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  2. LysUltima

    LysUltima Riichi! Tsumo! Toitoi! Suuankou!?

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    I remembered seeing that story in elementary school...

    Also the day when I started knowing about "love dolls"
     
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  3. Someguy666

    Someguy666 MILF Sect Leader

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    The lesson here is "ignore real girls, fap to dolls"?
     
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  4. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    Pass~
     
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  5. LysUltima

    LysUltima Riichi! Tsumo! Toitoi! Suuankou!?

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    Nope.
    Since someone did it before, we should just pray to Kami-sama (aka Tony) for anata no waifu; that's the lesson.
     
  6. Kurokami Shuu

    Kurokami Shuu Well-Known Member

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    the Tale of the First Otaku and his Waifu
     
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  7. Fossil

    Fossil 「Spooky」「Scary」「Skeleton」

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    Aren't we getting sex bots next year anyway?
     
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  8. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    What is Tony is my dream waifu?
     
  9. LysUltima

    LysUltima Riichi! Tsumo! Toitoi! Suuankou!?

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    Pray to Tony-sama to marry you (aka send confessions everyday in his profile)
     
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  10. Shameless Thick-skinned Ikeman

    Shameless Thick-skinned Ikeman 『Happy』

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    feelings are overrated; state facts instead
     
  11. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Should i keep the kitchen knife hidden behind my back or in plain view as i state my undying love and that if i can't have him no one will?
     
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  12. LysUltima

    LysUltima Riichi! Tsumo! Toitoi! Suuankou!?

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    In front desu...

    Based on some research (totally not by stalking him desu), I found that he likes yandere
     
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    Jr77 Well-Known Member

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    Considering Aphrodite has screwed over people in both Greek mythology and in anime, I'll refrain.
     
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  14. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    fuzor100 Standby mode...

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    Hunta shameless

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    She's not waifu if she has laifu
     
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    AMissingLinguist [Not Here][Blank Sect][Nuffian #N]

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    Saw the wikipedia for it. There's a moral lesson somewhere---and I mean a serious Aesop---but I don't remember.
     
  18. MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN

    MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN Planet sized warrior Tony without wisdom teeth

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  19. Bananana

    Bananana Barbaric Bob by day, bananana-man by night

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    No bad otaku! We can't invest in sex robots/dolls, we need to invest in space travel somewhere out there are hot blue/green aliens we need to find
     
  20. SpiralGust

    SpiralGust Well-Known Member

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    Not as much as Hera