What level of an existance are you?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Underload, Sep 12, 2017.

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So you are a?

  1. Dead Being

    61.2%
  2. Hero

    18.1%
  3. Demi-God

    7.8%
  4. God

    12.9%
  1. Underload

    Underload <I need someone to scratch my back!>

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    level Dead beings:
    1. you can stay still on your bed for more than 5 hours.
    2. You have immense patience and can stay focused (Sleep) for at least 12 hours.
    3 You are the master of only one thought at a time.

    Level Hero:
    1. You do the strenuous job of walking at least 1 meal everyday.
    2. You can lift the heaviest spoon and feed your self meals everyday.
    3. you have the confidence and guts to tackle all your problems alone by asking others for the solutions.

    level Demi-god:
    1. You still don't wear glasses and can see the objects far or near clearly. AND when you focus you can even see the grains of dirt flying near you.
    2. Your hearing is so great that you can hear the whispers of people talking shit about you from at least 10 meters away.
    3. You are a well known and respected member of NUF.

    Level God:
    1. People actually follow you.
    2. You have the powers to ask people to do things for you.
    3. You have responsibilities on your shoulders, but it doesn't matter if you act upon them or not, because you are your own boss.

    Edit: Dead beings are dead beings, Demi-gods can be heroes and Gods can be anything.
     
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  2. Cite

    Cite 『Procrastinator』

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    I'm hero level but in reality, dirt level :blobReach:

    Edit: I just realised there is new blob :blobReach::blobReach::blobReach::blobReach::blobReach:
     
  3. Mufarasu

    Mufarasu Well-Known Member

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    *sigh*
    I'm just a worthless hero.
     
  4. arrogantyoungmaster

    arrogantyoungmaster 20 Nuf = 1 face slap to make your day better

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    need a no existence option
     
  5. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

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    I'm a wizard.
     
  6. naghi32

    naghi32 The Loner

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    I ... AM ... GOD ... The God of CATGIRLS !!!
     
  7. tahzib1451

    tahzib1451 Title?is it food?

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    i m just a guy....u can call me a NPC
     
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  8. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    With my coffee in hand I have transcended all this to become a coffee addict~
     
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    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    Isn't that called sleeping?

    What if your vision is not that great, but if you focus you can still see dirt flying near you. (aka, high precision vision, but poor sight)


    IS there an all of the above option? Like God of Dead Hero Demi-God Being
     
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  10. Dolfitos

    Dolfitos 『Kingsize』 『Jason of N.U.F』

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    I'm a dead demi-god who got reincarnated as a hero.
     
  11. juniorjawz

    juniorjawz Well-Known Member

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    Myself, duh
     
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    Xravia 『Chaos Wizard Of Procrastination 』

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    yotae Drunkard Emperor

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    i'm a mix of dead being,hero and demi-god. I'm a hero who has achieved the rank of demi-god after his death but something resurect me and now i am a dead being shadow of a hero with rest of divinity.
     
  14. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    damn it harry desu





    I AM THE GREAT AND MIGHTY CATHULU KNEEL BEFORE ME DESU!
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    RTS ☀┩ îИϑîℂ✞υƧ ɛӼքʊɢռǟȶօʀ┡☀

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    I am a Badass God. . .
     
  16. Underload

    Underload <I need someone to scratch my back!>

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    you can stay in bed with your laptop/tab/phone right?
     
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    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    Level: Hentai tentacle monster
     
  18. sab19

    sab19 Active Member

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    god(heavenly space-time dragon that made my own world aka boss)
     
  19. Khatulistiwa

    Khatulistiwa An Egg Eternal

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    I am An Egg
     
  20. Underload

    Underload <I need someone to scratch my back!>

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    That looks more like a bathulu with paws.
     
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