*is cultivating the power of slothfulness*

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Bitter Sweet

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Originally, this blog was going to be about my encounter with a villainous mouse, but I thought it was too mundane of a subject to blog about.
(not that I blog about anything interesting to begin with)

So here I am, about to muse about exam week— Or not.

Screw exam week. I don't have anything against it in particular but still. It's kinda boring. I just end up doodling random stuff on papers to kill hours of time. Again, it's boring.

So instead~
Let's suffer with my nonexistent writing capabilities for awhile when I should be studying instead! ( ^ロ^)

*stock audio of crowd cheering in anticipation*

So then, first up is poems lonely stanzas!
...
....
Apples are red,
Bananas aren't blue,
My projects are due,
I am quite the fool.
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I love wasting time,
Especially with rhymes,
They can be so fun,
Especially with puns!
*am bad with puns so there is none, but with time I can rhyme! ...wait is this rhyming itself?
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And so ends that. Too lazy.

...
I'm lazy about being lazy. Sensei, when do I get my certificate of ascension for my efforts in being slothful?
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Next year? Why is it gonna take so long?
......
W-wait, what do you mean by 'If you're lucky'!?
.........
WHAT!!! I may never get it!? FOR ALL OF MY EFFORTS IN—
Oh. They're lazy too. I can understand that reasoning.

...
wait
*looks away from laptop*
chinese exam is tomorrow
.....
( "^,^) { OH-*ahem* Oh my. Is it study time already? I must leave now.]

- Skill『Lv. 100 Shuffling Away』has activated. Escape chance has risen to 100%
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- > Fight <
- Items
- Memes
- Wave Baguette Flag in Surrender
- Escape

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- Fight
- Items
- Memes
- Wave Baguette Flag in Surrender
- > Escape <
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- Escape successful!
- Player Class『Escapist』has gained 498 experience!
- Player Class『Escapist』has leveled up to 13!
- Blog has ended!

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Comments

    1. Bitter Sweet Dec 19, 2018
      @Katsono
      I have committed too many crimes and must excuse myself.
      *public execution by baguette is announced on same day*
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    2. Bitter Sweet Dec 19, 2018
      @Katsono
      I APOLOGIZE LORD FRANCIS.
      FRANCE IS THE EPITOME OF EMPIRES AND SHALL RULE THIS UNIVERSE UNTILL THE END OF TIME; NEVER SHALL THEY FALL FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE. LONG LIVE BAGUETTE.
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    3. Bitter Sweet Dec 19, 2018
      @Katsono
      I apologize for the inconvenience! I don't mean to offend but I do so habitually on occasion due to my nonchalant attitude. Please do not take offense!
    4. Bitter Sweet Dec 19, 2018
      @Silver Snake

      - Silver Snake uses 'Comment'!
      - It is effective!
      - Bitter Sweet flees!
      - Silver Snake has obtained 579 experience!
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    5. Silver Snake Dec 19, 2018
      It's very cute.
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