you fool. you absolute buffoon.



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you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

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    1. One Perfect Veteran May 11, 2019
      Copying is no fair
    2. R0 May 11, 2019
      You fool, you think you can touch me with this? You couldn't handle my gifts with your greedy little mind
      What's inside mine was ahead of its own time
      You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind!
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    3. AliceShiki May 11, 2019
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    4. Living Dream May 10, 2019
      ...Nothing can be said...
    5. Novetsu May 10, 2019
      My first Blog post is a copypasta I stole from reddit.

      Truly the peak of my comedic career.
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