RANT: Starting 2020 without a significant other.

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Arrynne

They say OWL PUNS are OVERRATED, Says WHO?, Female
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First off, HAPPY 2020
Secondly, for some context I haven't been in a relationship in a while but this is me being absolutely assholes to the people who broke up with their significant other the beginning of year 2020.

REAL TALK:
YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND HAS ALREADY DECIDED TO BREAK UP WITH YOU A LONG TIME AGO IT'S JUST SO HAPPENED THAT HOLIDAY SEASON WAS NEAR AND DECIDED TO CLAIM SOME BENEFITS OF THE SEASON AND PROLONGED YOUR RELATIONSHIP UNTIL THE END OF IT.

SERIOUSLY THEY'RE LIKE "NEW YEARS RESOLUTION GET THIS CLINGY GULLIBLE PERSON OUT MY LIFE. BUT LET ME GET SOME PRESENTS FROM THEIR FAMILY FIRST."
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The reason for this is i have been seeing some idiotic post on in social media on how to move on from a break up during first month of the new year. Especially, my stepsister.

How to forget a relationship, blah blah blah.

Well here's a tip for you.
1. BLOCK HIS/HER NUMBER.
2. DELETE ALL HIS/HER PHOTOS
3. THROW ALL OF HIS/HER THINGS
4. DON'T STALK HIS/HER SOCIAL MEDIA, SERIOUSLY BLOCK HIM/HER
5. DON'T ASK ADVICE FROM HIS/HER FRIENDS, BETTER YET DON'T TALK TO THEM.
6. DON'T TALK TO HIS/HER RELATIVES
7. DO SOMETHING MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN POSTING TRASH ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA. I DON'T KNOW LIKE BURN HIS/HER HOUSE DOWN FOR GOOD MEASURE.
8. THERE'S A LOT OF FISH IN THE POND, DON'T GIVE ME BULLSHIT REASON LIKE "HE/SHE WAS SO GOOD TO ME, I THOUGHT HE/SHE IS THE ONE."

WELL GUESS WHAT HE/SHE WASN'T. IF HE/SHE WAS GOOD FOR YOU, YOU WOULDN'T BE WASTING TIME CRYING YOUR HEART BECAUSE THEY BROKE YOUR HEART. HE/SHE IS AN ASSHOLE/BITCH GET OVER IT!

Okay, now have a great 2020 everyone.:blob_patpat::blob_patpat:

Comments

    1. Zheya Jan 14, 2020
      Great! This blog is spiraling into confusion with my sudden appearance here. Truly, I am... beyond saving now. Everyone, cheers to your insanity~ Cheers to an eternity of shortcomings~ Cheers for no tomorrows~
    2. Twilight Fox Jan 13, 2020
      ....I am not his Dominatrix!
      Loni4ever likes this.
    3. Archaic pickle Jan 13, 2020
      Daughter with some puns↓
      Arrynne likes this.
    4. Zheya Jan 13, 2020
      @Arrynne You sneaky son of gun! Hahahaha!
      Arrynne likes this.
    5. Arrynne Jan 13, 2020
      @Loni4ever Yeah, I only have one step sister and she's older than me by 2 years. She has one full brother like me and we share 2 half brothers.
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    6. Loni4ever Jan 13, 2020
      Teasing is a sign of affection

      You and your sister must love each other lots :sweating_profusely::blobjoy::blobjoy:

      Btw I didn't really get if the sister you're talking about and your 2 years older step sister are the same person? :hmm: *is confused*
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    7. Arrynne Jan 13, 2020
      In topic of being offensive with my sister, I happen to be on FB first time in two years of avoiding social media in general. I happen to see her post about the break up. I commented to her post. "If you want to forget don't stalk him, idiot.":blob_coffee:

      Then she replied:[copy pasted]"Every time you open your social media there will be a victim of your cold hearted comments you monster, I happen to be your unlucky target. Leave me be b*tch.":blobcat_hyper:

      After that we deleted the post because we got called out by our parents.:blobdog::blobdog:

      But my step sister and I are cool.:bloblove: She's older than me by two years never had older sisters before her I was the eldest child and usually hang out with my older male cousins, so don't misunderstand the post I'm just making fun of her she knows I posted something horrible about her and doesn't know where:blobshh::blobshh::blobshh:.
      Snowdropdreamer, Zheya and Loni4ever like this.
    8. Zheya Jan 13, 2020
      Step-sister, huh?:blobneutral: Sweet Home...:blobsmirk: ALABAMA!:blobwink:

      Sorry, I couldn't resist even when the situation doesn't call for such a possibly offensive meme towards your relative.:blobflag:

      Back to the topic, I agree with most of your points except the last one.:blobawkward: The last one is just plain (over) optimism disguising a rebound for a relationship lost.:sweating_profusely: True, there are a lot of catches around, but not every catch is a good one and not everybody always get a second catch.:hmm: Life ain't some mobile game where they spent an insane amount of real currency just to win a character lottery for shits and giggles~:blobangery: Sorry again, but seriously, my fellow member, it would better to heal the wound and hope it doesn't leave a scar.:blobpensive: Even a fishing rod and the bait need to be in good or perfect condition to get a good catch.:blobwoah:

      Man~:blobthinkingsmirk: Look at me with that wisdom and shit, especially that scar and fishing symbolism.:blob_coffee: I must be stepping up my game as the third wheel...:blobconfused: third wheel...:blobastonished: Fuck!:blob_coughblood: Fuck them couples!:blobtriumph: Fuck them all!:blobtriumph: Ya'll just want piece of your lover's genitals! :blobdevil:There's no fuck'en love, it's all fucking lust!:blobdevil: Lust, I tell you!:blobhyperthink: LUST!:blobhyperthink:

      You have reminded me of a thread I wanted to post last night. It shall appear now or later thanks to your blog. Fret not, I shall give you my remarks! Everyone shall know your name! Know of your grudge against ill-struck arrows of love! With that said, I recommend you playing the visual novel Why I Became An Angel. It fits the theme of this blog, very well~