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ExaltedEmperorFluffy

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Hey guys,

My name is ExaltedEmperorFluffy but you can call me either Fluffy or Hycal (my ingame name), I am 19 years old in body and 50 years old in my soul. This is the first of what is is to become a weekly blog. Don't quote me on that because i have been known to be a short attention span god (what's that? *turns head to look* Oh nothing, just a squirrel).

Back to topic, this "blog" is just a way for me to vent about my life so I won't blame anybody if they are either bored, fed up, or just don't care because I am the same when it's about other people.

For the first blog I will be writing about part 1 of 2 of my life which will be from age 0 - age 10.

Now this will be boring but I will still do it because it's my blog basically and I am king. MUAHAHAHAHAHA ha ha ha................haaaaaaaah (why am I doing this to myself?:unsure:)

Age 0 - What can i say? I was 0 at the time, what did you expect? (seriously though, what did you expect?)

Age 1 (1998) - Seriously? Why are you expecting anything? Did you think I would be living the good life with champange in both of my hands because i was a baby? NO! I was too busy shitting my pants to worry about that.

Age 2 (1999) - Oh my god why did i live my life like this? I basically wasted my life doing nothing! (just like right now:blobpopcorn_cool:)

Age 3 (2000) - I am just gonna stay quiet now. (why are you still reading this crap?o_O)

Age 4 (2001) - Now there is a memory that i remember from this year. NOTHING!

Age 5 (2002) - Oh yeah, just for context purpose, i did not go to kindergarden because i was too too cool for that. (it was actually because my family was too poor:blobcry:) So that's why i do not have any good memory for this period of my life.

Age 6 (2003) - I was basically at home at all times unless when it was time to play at the playground, out with family, following my mom to her job at the flea market, at my grandparents house, at my friends house, at my aunts house or sleeping.

Age 7 (2004) - This was actually a big year in my life because of all the events that happened to to me. Firstly, I was admitted to what is my first year of hell (school which I am still a part of) and it was not a happy occasion because it basically cut into my nappy time (which is what i lived for at that moment of my life (and now too but that's not important):blobsleeping::blobsleeping:) Secondly, my parents filed for divorce.So yeah that happened.(i'm not crying, it's just Superman passing by and the dust that followed him went into my eyes:blobwoah::blobsob:) Thirdly, my mom hooked up with her ex from high school and we moved in with him which is ok i guess.(it's not like i was upset over the divorce and wanted to kill the guy but I ended up living with him until I was like 16 but that's in Part 2 so shush). Fourthly, my mom got her big break as a director and made a name for herself in the industry but that's my moms' story and i do not know if she would allow me to talk about it.(*shouts* MOM! Are you okay with me talking about your life to a bunch of strangers? *mom shouts back* @%#$@%#$@%#$@ NO!!) (i guess i am not talking about her then *bumps fist with mom secretly*) Lastly, I lernnedd how to red and wrote so yeah, i got that going for me,:blobfistbumpL::blobfistbumpR:

Age 8 (2005) - I was starting to learn about life and how much i hated it. And i changed school but i was hating the world too much to care so let's not talk about it. (just remembered how much i hate the world so i'm gonna come back after I finish cursing the world) (HEY WORLD!!! @#%$!$@%#$@$@$%!@#^!@%%#$!%@#^@^!%@) (hey guys i'm back).

Age 9 (2006) - Kissed a girl.(accidently because the bus stopped abruptly and we were were talking to each other) (she was a bad kisser and i was told that i was amazing *fireworks blasting in the distance*). that's about it.

Age 10 (2007) - I pooped my pants in class, in my defence the teacher was a shitty dude and wouldn't let me go to the toilet because i was naughty and would "purposely" come back late.(seriously me? late? ME? LATE? yeah i would have done that because i'm a rebel:blobpopcorn_cool:). and that was the most exciting? moment in that year for me because I literally blocked the world after that.

Thanks for reading and hope you guys will continue to read next week. (hopefully Monday because i want this blog to be every Monday)

Sincerely,
Hycal or ExaltedEmperorFluffy (which is better?)

ps: I am currently eating maggee which is basically ramen and i also put kimchi in it so yeah, SUFFER with that image in your head as i slurp on this amazing bowl of pure bliss.(i'm too poor for anything else:blobsob::blobsob::blobsob::blobsob::blobsob:)

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    1. m7vpc Dec 10, 2017
      Calls himself "50 years old in my soul" and proceeds to name himself "ExaltedEmperorFluffy"....

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      To be honest, that totally ruined it for me. But hey, I'm more critical when people have this role-playing act when they're actually adults, so don't take it personal. You do you.
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